Derek (Not Derrick)

I just realized Ian Seymour was the winning pitcher in game 4 of the World Series and that’s hilarious.

The Rays took this personally.

Baseball rules

If the Brewers hold on, the Rays will be 3-12 all time in the World Series. Three trips to the World Series and still not enough wins to win one World Series.

When the Red Sox came back down 3-0 vs the Yankees, Cooper Pratt was 2 months old.

Chandler Simpson is insanely athletic yet he moves like it’s his first day having a body.

“Liberals are the new racists” seems like a good way to get Republicans to vote liberal

Voting today and decided to google Jamie Raskin’s opponent. Absolutely cackling at this section of her website.

The NFC East has won three games in October and two of them were against the Texans.

The Brewers are 3 outs away from their first World Series win since last night. They were in the National League. Ronald Reagan was dead. Germany had unified. The number one song in America was “Patient Zero” by Taylor Swift.

Approaching @jonbois.bsky.social in a bar: “excuse me is there a…”

Ball tells the truth

I’m glad they got the call right but something about it just feels wrong.

The Brewers are 3 outs away from their first World Series win since October 17, 1982. They were in the American League. Ronald Reagan was president. Germany had not yet unified. The number one song in America was “Jack and Diane” by John Cougar.

The exit velocity on Chandler Simpson’s single was 58mph.

Golden caressed his arm which counts as a touchdown saving tackle.

Unlike last year, all 32 NFL teams now have an interception.

I’ve obtained the entire Green Bay Packers offensive playbook and have decided to leak it.

The Brewers swept the Dodgers. Here’s why a salary cap is more important than ever.

Excited to hear why the Dodgers losing actually means MLB needs a salary cap even more!

Exit velocity on that Ohtani single was 113.5mph

MLB salary cappers in absolute shambles.

Excited that people might have to google “has a team ever come back down 3-0?”

The Dodgers have as many home runs in the NLCS as I do so it’s only fair I get some of that payroll.

This time he tortured the Dodgers.

Freddy Peralta throws 6 scoreless innings in game two of the league championship series just like the Mets envisioned when they acquired him from the Brewers.

Tylan Grable out here looking like Bowser Jr.

Rays/Brewers World Series followed by a lockout talking about how small market teams can’t compete will drive me so crazy I’m making myself crazy thinking about it now

Brewers 2 MLB Needs A Salary Cap Narrative 0

The Bears scored 59 points during their Week 1 game with the Panthers. Through 5 full weeks, the Titans have scored 58 points.

Time to reopen the Warren Commission.

Based on X traffic the Ukrainian attack on that Russian data center seems to have been the deadliest attack in human history.

Great time to remember when Washington QB Kirk Cousins took a knee instead of spiking the ball at the end of the first half. youtu.be/hAYDDVzqOTo?...

The NFC East picked up zero wins this week despite two of its teams playing one another. Remarkable.

Bears offense doing 60 minutes of silence for Mike Ditka

REPORT: Marvin Harrison Jr. has been traded to the defacto 2026 NFC Champs @minakimes.bsky.social compensation to follow.

The Cowboys literally lost to Temu Jayden Daniels tonight. Not sure how you come back from that.

“A vegan is vegetables” is unfortunately a line that is going to live in my head forever.

The April Red Sox are back

Jack Smith claims he wasn’t at an Atlanta Hawks game because he was in Maryland to see Caitlin Clark, but how does he explain this image of Caitlin Clark in an Atlanta Hawks jersey?

“Guys stop hating on the jerseys! I’m going to tell mom!!” -Josh Allen

Every game today looks like it’s being played at the base of Mount Doom.

Who do I want to win the American League West? I’m choosin Texas.

I’ve never heard of the song “Choosin Texas” and furthermore I’ve never heard of the magazine “Rolling Stone.”

I don’t know what I’m going to do with all this cultural cache I’ve acquired.