Roger Kangaroo

Roger Kangaroo

@denis-devlin.bsky.social

Born at a young age, grew up, got old. The true measure of a society is how it treats those least able to look after themselves. And cats are evil... I know, I own 2. Apparently I am a Google Truffle Pig.

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OK, this is just weird. All of a sudden far right wing nazi shit is popping up on my YouTube feed. There is NO reason for it to pop up. I don't search that shit or look at it, AT ALL. Fuck you Google. Is Google compromised by the far right? Certainly fucking looks like it...

It's like having a V8 and pulling two spark plug leads off... Girls, for the love of all that is good in this world, tell your fella you like long dicks and put your man on a diet. You will not only save a shit ton on food, you will end up with a flexible horn dog fella. 👍 💯

Paleo Diet Update. Diet in the paleolithic basically consisted of anything in front of you, 3 day old hyena kills, berries from bushes with tigers in them, beached whales, any animal slower than a human, even your neighbours when times got tough. 🤔 I do not recommend a Paleo Diet. 🫤

Fuck I love living in this "dirty rotten socialist shit hole" as I have heard it described. This is a massive "Fuck You!" to data centres. Want power, make your own. Want water, can't have ours, get your own. Can't build near schools or houses. www.abc.net.au/news/2026-09...

abc.net.auVictoria bans data centres from residential zones and near schoolsData Centres Australia said the changes were "disappointing" and would impose restrictions on data centres not applied to other industries.

This is everything you need to know about Data Centres, from the article: - --------- " Ms Dennett of Data Centres Australia said. "These services need to be located close to the industries they support." --------- WUT?! 😳 It's the fucking internet you moron...

We just passed a law here in Australia that basically says, if you want to build a data centre, 1, you can't build them anywhere near a built up urban centre. 2, you can't hook into the local water supply, provide your own water. 3, You can't hook it into the power grid, produce your own power.

IQ of 150... How do they look at the rest of the world? If we mark 150 as the current "average" of 100, that means those who currently have 100 IQ, will be adjusted downwards down to just over 66 IQ. 70 IQ is considered borderline retarded. To them, the average person is borderline retarded.

Y'know, one problem with stealing rare stuff is it is rare... Another problem with stealing rare stuff is it is easily recognised, and totally traceable. They most probably had a buyer before the theft, I hope so, otherwise they might get destroyed as unsellable. www.euronews.com/culture/2026...

euronews.comThieves steal Villena Treasure in under four minutes, one of Europe's great Bronze Age hoardsThe thieves distracted security forces with a false alarm on the outskirts of Villena and stole the museum's 59 prehistoric pieces in under four minutes.

... and if they are melted down for the gold, that too is totally traceable. Can't work out if this was a brilliant robbery or a total waste of time stealing something unsellable. 🤔

Wonder if there are any statistics to prove my hypothesis that Republicans are, on average, fatter than Democrats... 🤔 Oh wow, look what I just found! I chose this as todays rabbit hole to go down. It was the only one available, all the rest are full!

Today was the 21,863rd time in a row I haven't woken up with polio! or measles... or mumps I am also old enough to remember going to school with some kids a bit older than me wearing callipers. Poor bastards were amongst the last to cop a dose of polio before the vaccines.

My possibly totally wrong hypothesis... 💯 This is based upon no factual evidence, and is pure speculation . 🤔 Akhmed thought that Abdhul was stealing from his stack of pre made arrow heads. 😳 You with me on this so far? 😋 Then read on... #archaeology www.anatolianarchaeology.net/mysterious-m...

anatolianarchaeology.netMysterious Marks on 9,000-Year-Old Obsidian Arrowheads Puzzle Archaeologists in Türkiye | Anatolian ArchaeologyEleven newly identified 9,000-year-old obsidian arrowheads from Tepecik-Çiftlik bear mysterious marks that archaeologists cannot yet explain.
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I do exactly the same thing today with my disposable cigarette lighters! 🫤 I reckon this has happened on more than one occasion, explaining the scattered nature of the finds. Oh man, I would of bartered good grain to see that fight! 👍

My possibly totally wrong hypothesis... 💯 This is based upon no factual evidence, and is pure speculation . 🤔 Akhmed thought that Abdhul was stealing from his stack of pre made arrow heads. 😳 You with me on this so far? 😋 Then read on... #archaeology www.anatolianarchaeology.net/mysterious-m...

anatolianarchaeology.netMysterious Marks on 9,000-Year-Old Obsidian Arrowheads Puzzle Archaeologists in Türkiye | Anatolian ArchaeologyEleven newly identified 9,000-year-old obsidian arrowheads from Tepecik-Çiftlik bear mysterious marks that archaeologists cannot yet explain.

So Akhmed thought, "hmmm... how can I mark them so I know they are mine..?" One day on a hunt, Akhmed confronts Abdhul, 😡 finds his marked arrow heads on Abdhuls arrows, 🤬 and the boys get to and have a punch on. Theres more. 👍 Read on...

OK, an update on my "spider". A friend rang me immediately he saw my post, and told me to "Get all medieval" on it. Apparently it is NOT a spider but some sort of mite thingie whatsit that will actually damage the plant. Cont...

So i carefully hand removed what i could with a tissue and then sprayed it with her se3cret "brew" she has for insects. Not sure what's in it but I reckon she makes it under a full moon with her coven standing round a cauldron. The brew probably has eye of newt in it, but shit it works! 👍😉😂

hey all, this has taken three days to build, I am assuming it is a spider. It is the only one in my tent. Now, I figure spiders eat plant eating insects, and not weed so it gets to stay for a while. haven't seen the spider yet. Anyone know what it is? (location south east Victoria Australia.) #420

OK, a friend just saw this and rang me and told me to get all medieval on them. Immediately. Apparently they are mites, and will damage the crop. Ok, off to do what I have to do. 😉

I wonder how many Supercar drivers are still gun shy every time they see this? If you ever saw that in your mirror, you just knew you were in deep shit and "where the hell did he come from..?!"

Patriot Front. I wonder how many of these "men" have engaged in consensual sex with someone of the other gender..? 🤔 Please, someone show them what a picture of a vagina looks like? 😂🤣 Wonder how the Grinder traffic was in DC that weekend eh? 🫤 Fucking idiots...

Imagine being a bloke, and joining a group that instantly puts you on the, "do not fuck" list of 3/4's of the female population? 🤔😳 Oh wait, they aren't giving anything up are they? 😋😂🤣 Fucking idiots...

Austin Hill just learnt a lesson EVERY Australian already knows. Never, never... EVER deliberately piss off a Kiwi. About anything. Retribution will arrive. Austin Hill, straight up mate, you made a fucking huge mistake deliberately punting him in California. ... idiot. #NASCAR