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Lee Harvey Oswald:

Orlovsky is a Polish word that translates to “bag of hammers”

Eagles Head Coach Jared Kushner

Things in this country start to make more sense when you realize millions of Dan Orlovskys walk among us every day

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Football is no good Bad to play and bad to watch CTE for all #HaikuTuesday

10h

“Pro” nouns in bio@notspam.bsky.social

Amanda Seyfried - a man, deciphered

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substation

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This is the only tanner McKie I care to hear about thanks

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Red Bull ads are cute whimsical cartoons. Think of the times you have actually ordered Red Bull, were any of those times cute or whimsical?

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The last time Dallas won a superbowl I listened to music on my Cee Dee player

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The moment Cee Dee Lamb catches a ball for a first down tonight

Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith@mewefree.bsky.social

They called the cops on this 3-year-old Black boy because he was kickin the white kids' ass on the soccer field.

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Aikman about Saquon:

They got high profile breakups on podcasts I don’t know about and high profile breakups on Monday night football and I’m in the middle sayin what the fuck do you want from me

Tired: Miles Davis from Jazz Wired: the first Jazz saxophonist to be placed in Madden

Kinda feels like cheering for the doctor who gave michael jackson propofol every night

delco de leche@delcodeleche.bsky.social

Thinking about a Phillies World Series while the Birds are undefeated and LeBron leads the league in assists

Shatner and Takei

Leftover half a chicken cordon bleu panini on deck, already got into it a little, call it a third

Cordon bleu da ba dee da ba die, da ba dee da ba die

The moment Cee Dee Lamb catches a ball for a first down tonight

Yours in negritude, Ryan K. Smith@mewefree.bsky.social

They called the cops on this 3-year-old Black boy because he was kickin the white kids' ass on the soccer field.

Why is Who’s On First funny? Funny how? What the fuck is so funny about Who’s On First. Tell me. What…the guys….they’re having trouble understanding each other, I don’t know

My liver wrote this

A podcast featuring the ugliest people you’ve ever seen, none of whom have anything to say, and it generates $14,000,000 a month in ad revenue.

Nathan: …and the dad says “The Aristocrats” Elizabeth: ah ok Nathan: Now do you understand why calling themselves The Aristocrats is funny? Elizabeth: Nathan: Elizabeth: Well they would probably make a lot of money doing all those things Nathan: ok

Of all the sports injuries I think my least favorite kind is “gruesome”

I’ll tell you who I’d like to see a Thunder employee run out and throw a Gatorade towel over it’s that Jared Kushner

He’s probably just doing this for the money. I haven’t looked at the details of his contract but I assume it’s a whopper of a deal. 💰

🖤♡Amanda♡🖤@zephyrsky.bsky.social

It still blows my mind to turn on a game and see LeBron James in a Sixers uniform

Saw You Can See Everything with a lot of old people. More than halfway through when Billy is talking a lady asked “is that her husband”

“Amanda Seyfried” could replace “Mekhi Phifer” in Lose Yourself by Eminem and it would make sense and also rhyme. That’s my only takeaway.

She pronounces it like Cyphered

They occur naturally in Fairmount Park. They grow from the soil after heavy rains like a mushroom.

Cheesecake HUSSEIN Factory

Napoleon’s bein a dirt. Wooders are now battlefields.

He explains Who’s On First to her in the exact same tone and cadence I explained Nathan For You to my wife and her response was “he’s dumb, his ideas are so bad”

Does he bang Amanda Seyfried or what

@racetoperu.neocities.org

American Coke in the plastic bottle is better than Mexican Coke in the glass bottle

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Aaron D. Proctor

Replying to @delcodeleche.bsky.social

A gambler who cheats is a "card sharp" not "card shark"

It’s “like hell it is” not “the hell it is”

Merriam-Webster@merriam-webster.com

We acknowledge that no one has the bandwidth for this, but if it helps: -It’s ‘sleight of hand’ -It’s ‘bated breath’ -It’s ‘lo and behold’ -It's 'buck naked' -It’s ‘brass tacks’ -It’s ‘free rein’ -It’s ‘toe the line'

How anyone could stand to look at or listen to either one of those people is a mystery

Patrick Monahan@pattymo.com

A decade+ of refusing to learn anything about “Ethan Klein” continues to pay dividends

Ordering complicated takeout on your phone without having to speak

Michael Druker 🇨🇦@mdruker.app

Social media loves talking about how everything is getting worse. But what’s something that you’ve seen get _better_ in your lifetime?

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

I’m not sure I understand what he’s going for here.

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Mike

@85mf.bsky.social

Replying to @delcodeleche.bsky.social

and if it has to be a WVU cracker Mike Gansey is right there

Make LeBron the logo. All time leading scorer and most seasons ever played and a wonderful human being. The logo should not be a dead cracker from West Virginia it should be LeBron.