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Not Dolly! 😭

No need to add salt to my food, my face is doing it for me.

This bitch decided to hide under the floorboards after pulling up said floorboards. This is her apology for making me cry, thinking she had died somewhere in the house because she didn't come for her food. #caturday

Disco fanny without the fun #ukheatwave #uk

I'm sweating glue #ukheatwave #uk

Had a man in a shop today tell me that women had it easy only having to give birth and that he was suffering through his wife's menopause. I didn't hurt him physically, I think I did well. I did give him the full cake, no piece of mind.

Petition: Mandate that all Council and Parliamentary Candidates have an Enhanced DBS check petition.parliament.uk/petitions/75... Please sign (if you are in the UK) and share. This needs a lot more signatures. #UK

With all the crap going on, do not forget the Fish Doorbell is now live for the season #fishdoorbell #nicethings #gentlestuff visdeurbel.nl/en/

The Traitors was fabulous tonight, never have I wanted the traitors to win until this season. I wonder if we will find out if Rach and Stephen knew each other before? #thetraitors #thetraitorsuk

I have a new note pad, and I'm already writing names, cross-referencing handwriting and making notes. I love the secret traitor #TheTraitors

Happy Hogswatch 🐗

#terrypratchett #discworld

WTF how has Alan Carr won #celebritytraitors

Patriots #terrypratchett #discworld Night Watch

Teefs #cats

YESSSSSS Come on you Ladies. It's coming home #euros #football #lionesses

If you watch one film this year, make it Sinners. Black gothic horror thriller, it's raw. The acting, the music, the interwoven stories behind the supernatural horror narrative are just marvellous. The ending was so satisfying. #sinners #movies #film

Garden thermometer update from the UK #heatwave #uk #toohot

This was my garden thermometer 2 hours ago. That max temp was from today. It was hot, humid, no breeze, and, most importantly, there was fucking grey cloud cover. No sun. It was/is just hot. #heatwave #UK #toohot

Thanks to everyone who came to the mass lobby organised by @transsolidarity.bsky.social, calling on MPs to oppose the EHRC’s harmful draft guidance. If you missed it, don’t worry, you can still speak with your MP about trans rights - just send them an email requesting a meeting.

It's that time of year

I'm going out on a limb, and we are only halfway through, but I think this might be the worst decade in my lifetime. I'm over middle-aged, aka oldish gen x.

#terrypratchett #Discworld

I said what I said

We all know why #doctorwho 'fans' didn't like 13 and 15. And it wasn't because of bad writing or too woke. It's code for misogyny, racism and homophobic/transphobic. The way 13 was treated by the BBC was atrocious.

Doctor Who Bloody loved it But I am an old fart who cannot be arsed to be negative Tell me why you loved it or hated it #doctorwho

I just signed this petition - cis women letting the government know that the oppression of trans people does not happen in our name and we do not believe it will improve our safety. Add your signature here - www.change.org/p/not-in-our...

And Lithuania will still do better than the UK #Eurovision

Roses are Red Starmer’s a dud “Island of Strangers” Is just “Rivers of Blood”.

My cat assaulted me today. He violated my facial orifice by parking his arsehole on my mouth. I can not clean my lips enough. He 'claims' it was unintentionally, but I think he is lying

Nae king! Nae quin! Nae laird! Nae master! We willna' be fooled again! Terry Pratchett - Wee Free Men

Here's Terry Pratchett reminding you that it's NO-ONE'S BUSINESS what's in someone's underwear. TWENTY-SEVEN YEARS GO. The UK Supreme Court could take the lesson. #GNUTerryPratchett

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"And while it was regarded as pretty good evidence of criminality to be living in a slum, for some reason owning a whole street of them merely got you invited to the very best social occasions." 
Terry Pratchett; Feet of Clay
#Discworld #BBCQT #Inequalities #WealthTaxNeeded #GaryEconomics

What is this 'wokeness' from 1969? 🤭 #woke

The onion fairy* has visited several times today after reading so many lovely posts remembering Sir Terry Pratchett #gnu ##terrypratchett *glingleglingleglingle

"Do you not know that a man is not dead while his name is still spoken?" #terrypratchett #discworld Going Postal GNU Sir Terry. 1948 - 2015

Gabe and Mjolnir need a new home, can you help? Rowan, their human who has sadly passed, wished for them to remain together. Will help get them relocated to anywhere within the United States; please read on for more details! 🧵 Signal boosts & sharing are appreciated 💙

State of that nail.

Isn't it about time the T@te brothers had their British passport and citizenship revoked? Their misogyny is terrorism. @jessphillipsmp.bsky.social

You can’t go around building a better world for people. Only people can build a better world. Otherwise it’s just a cage #terrypratchett #discworld Witches Abroad

“Why did he have to go to prison?” “We put all our politicians in prison as soon as they’re elected. Don’t you?” “Why?” “It saves time.” #terrypratchett #discworld The Last Continent.

If you go around telling people they are downtrodden, you tend to make two separate enemies: the people who are doing the downtreading and have no intention of stopping, and the people who are downtrodden. Terry Pratchett, Dodger #terrypratchett

'Sooner or later every curse is a prayer' Terry Pratchett, Wintersmith #terrypratchett #discworld

"The thing with crowns is, it isn’t the putting them on that’s the problem, it’s the taking them off" Terry Pratchett. Weird Sisters #terrypratchett #discworld

Indiana Jones punching Elon while he is giving a N**i salute As requested by Gary Mancini

but what should we do when the highborn and wealthy take to crime? Indeed, if a poor man will spend a year in prison for stealing out of hunger, how high would the gallows need to be to hang the rich man who breaks the law out of greed? Terry Pratchett - Snuff #terrypratchett #discworld