A. de Chastelaine

A. de Chastelaine

@dechastelaine.com

I follow 💙 back. 💻-Engineer, biker, ૐ & languages geek (🇺🇸 🇩🇪 🇫🇷 🇨🇭). Author of historical nonfiction & pirate novels. Pro 🐀🐂🐦‍⬛🐕🐖 rights. 🔪the oligarchy! http://linktr.ee/dechastelaine

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These farmers we are bailing out with $8 billion of our tax money are all driving around in big trucks and own brand new iPhones. They are probably buying soda with our money, too.

There were pollsters, big guys, they had tears in their eyes. They said, "Sir! Nobody has seen anything like it. It's the biggliest decline for any president ever!"

One might think that livestreaming the execution of the Fort Hood shooter would represent the absolute bottom of human civilization, something not even the Kim, the Nazis, or Stalin would do. But think again. This is Trump. He'll probably turn it into a pay-per-view on TV and pocket the profits.

Trump is getting 300,000 tons of diesel from his fuel-starved puppet master in Moscow, to drive fuel costs down before the midterms. That's about 3.7 million barrels. To put it in perspective, the US uses about 4 million barrels per day. Yay! Cheaper diesel for 20 hours! If it's even true.

Once upon a time, there was a beautiful woman in Austin... What happened? The law of averages kicked in, and association matters. You are what you associate with. The people, environments, and opinions you surround yourself with shape your habits, mindset, and looks.

How will Republicans sanewash a sitting President's jokes last night about Iran blowing up two of the biggest American cities? They will: - say he was just joking - use humor to downplay the statements - shift the blame onto us: overreacting, too sensitive

The very same people who are citing the "love of Jesus" and the "sanctity of life," while condemning aborting an insentient accumulation of cells are perpetuating this:

M@GA can't wrap their heads around the fact that Jack Smith went to a women's basketball game. They simply can't cope with it. That a man attends a woman's game. How awful. They got trolled by their own misogyny.

Peter Thiel, the closet-gay billionaire immigrant and Palantir co-owner, who recently said "it's good to be evil," has a $275 million stake in Flock, through a venture capital firm (Founders Fund). Now, they are whining that researchers exposed their secret network theintercept.com/2026/09/24/h...

theintercept.comFlock Wants the Most Detailed Map of Its Surveillance Cameras Taken OfflineA new map shows Flock has more cameras in the U.S. than was previously known. The company wants the map taken down.

Get your t8ny violins ready! Cattle ranchers in Kansas, OK and TX who voted red by huge margins, are outraged that ICE is deporting "their" illegal workers, costing ranchers and consumers millions of dollars.

First Byron Donalds, the MAGA running for Florida governor, scrapped Trump from his website today. Now homegirl in Iowa is calling for an immediate end of the war. This will last exactly until Nov. 3. On the 4th, they'll kiss his aZZ again. www.newsweek.com/ashley-hinso...

newsweek.comAshley Hinson turns on Trump as Iowa poll gives Josh Turek 8-point leadHinson called for an "immediate end" to the war hours before a new poll showed her trailing Democrat Josh Turek.

Abolishing the Senate filibuster won't help you now, Einstein. Your approval is at 29% and dropping quicker than Natalie's dress. Midterms are in 6 weeks, and the house is adjourned until Nov. 9, while half of the Senate is out campaigning.

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⛽️ MAGA TRUCKERS: “There’s no reason for this… My truck’s gonna sit there and rot until this idiot is out of office… I never thought I’d say this but I miss Biden… we’re dying out here and they don’t give a shit…” cc: @MarshaBlackburn

Sure, "Hunter Eagleman." The iPhone Duo isn't even available yet. A pumpkin spice latte costs $5.25 at Starbucks and $2.99 at Wawa. And the only ldl0ts wearing $800 shoes are those who bought the golden Trvmp sneakers.

Trump said he isn't giving them Fema funds unless his candidate wins. Then he said "I was just kidding" a common gaslighting tactic used to avoid accountability and make victims feel irrational. It's typical for people with sociopathic traits. www.rawstory.com/trump-midter...

rawstory.com'This is sick': Outrage as Trump taunts rallygoers with hurricane reliefPresident Donald Trump told North Carolinians that he'll withhold FEMA funding needed for hurricane relief unless the candidate he endorsed wins the midterms.On Wednesday, Trump showed up in Gastonia,...

Standing cells at Block 11 in Auschwitz. About the same size as these cages at ICE detention centers. I doubt that the civilized world will forgive us once all this comes to daylight.

The Slenderman peace deal: Some violent thugs broke into your house. They stole your stuff, r@ped your wife and took your kids away. The deal: the thugs can stay in half of the house forever, while you keep paying the mortgagec and the electric bill. That's what he's suggesting Ukraine should do.

DeSantis is going to bankrupt Florida on his way out. He thought the Feds would reimburse Florida for the money spent on immigration and Alligator Alcatraz ($600 million). Well, Trump doesn’t pay his bills and the governor of Florida had to drain the hurricane fund to pay for this crap.