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i know snk fans are mad and everything but this actually made my week. like this is the funniest shit ever

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and no one liked that

i can't stop crying to julie byrne 4 some reason

National Park Girls: Love Our Parks Edition: Follow Eve as she gets closer with three spritely cuties that put the “natural” in “supernatural,” and maybe even discovers a new kind of love for the parks. vnstudioelan.itch.io/national-par...

cheating on someone is one thing, but then there's labbing against the obscure low tier they play without telling them

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If you look past the dead, beautifully eye-lined gaze, there’s a tiny clone of Machiavelli pulling the strings, one arm for cognitive dissonance and the other for moral disengagement.

Tesla Model 3 crushed by an Olmec statue By Mexican sculptor @chavismarmol.bsky.social

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He turned off his phone lines because he doesn't want to hear from anyone. But he hasn't turned off his fax machine... faxzero.com/fax_senate.p...

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Starving the children they're forcing you to have is crazy work.

Casual reminder to discuss your jobs and your salaries with your friends. You might think something is normal, but it's not. You might think you're getting paid enough, but you're not. #BlackSky #Jobs

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if any of this is shocking to you, you were either in denial or haven't been paying attention. maybe this is a more dire revelation to people that have fell for the mirage, or in some way benefitted from this archaic system - but for the othered, this remains nothing more than a confession.

her chatgpt logs be like: - how to feed chickens - what do chickens eat - make me a sick beat from a chorus of clucking chickens - nuclear bunker for chickens - if i tweet at my childs father to get his attention will i lose aura

the veil falls

America's richest 10% earners are responsible for almost half of all spending in the country gift link: www.wsj.com/economy/cons... it's a heat signature of a horridly unfair economic system ... ... and it's fragile: A terrible idea to have so much riding on so few

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The men carrying out Musk's coup are Akash Bobba, Edward Coristine, Luke Farritor, Gautier Cole Killian, Gavin Kliger, and Ethan Shaotran. Make them famous. And, eventually, when possible, arrest them and charge them with multiple felonies. www.wired.com/story/elon-m...

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