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sad bear grieves for the bear who has no mouth but must roar

i was going to get one of those "speech buttons" for ellie, i thought it would be fun to have her ask for a treat by pushing a button that says "cookie" but then, she's very food-motivated and learns stuff fast and i can see her mashing that button like it was an F5 key

@colorado.gov lol you don't know the difference between "censure" and "censor" 🤡

currently at yale new haven hospital infectious diseases lab waiting for my sister in law while she gets her fluids topped off

This is just a reminder that little ricky schroeder here paid for kyle rittenhouse's defense after Kyle killed two people. Talk about a silver spoon... a silver spoon full of racism and hate.

the Council of Nine has convened.

@realfollowers.bsky.social

The only thing keeping this whole week from being persistently mild will be a couple cold fronts. The first of which is moving into northern New England this afternoon, as evidenced by sharply cooler temps across the north. #MAwx #CTwx #RIwx #NHwx #MEwx #VTwx

this is where i worked until they shut down our local branch and laid off or "retired" 900 people

mid life cry, sis

with lost frame restored

reskeet with a Florida license plate design SAM💩PLE [photo by @flanneloccluded.bsky.social]

2-legged jimothy lookin mfer

A sequel to You Can See Everything called Can’t See Shit where they leave the lens cap on the whole time.

the four of us voted today.

I hate this fucking app so goddamn much. first the mutuals feed gives me progressively older posts instead of newer ones, and then it does this. why can't it just fucking WORK like it used to?

Good morning Bluesky

what if they were resident nice

when they send us to the camps i hope we can keep our phones so i don't have to break my candy crush saga streak

i am so fucking sick of people* coming around with handfuls of gimme and mouthful of much obliged *one particular person

there no reason to go to 5 guys when wendy's baconator is right there and like an entire paycheck cheaper

i'm so old i remember when the most famous guy on the chiefs was Andy Reid onaccounta him saying "great googly moogly" in a snickers ad

whoopie, seattle has the ball on downs so i reckon this game is ovah

3:45 left in the 4th quarter and the chefs are down 17 points. kc still has a timeout, so maybe they can pull out a tie with just two TDs and 3 field goals

the peehawks are just fucking WRECKING the chefs.

trapped in a giant can of mixed nuts

Done this drawing. May tint it tomorrow

Official release date for featuring, vol. 2 is set for 11/6/26, and pre-orders are now live on Bandcamp!

callin me out like that smh

coupla' bone heads #sketchbook #dailydoodle

17 again but I just go and buy 5 booster packs of the base set pokemon tcg and leave them sealed.

me and the regular group that likes my posts

Texans have died of D. Singletary