Dave Pell

Trump thought the Supreme Court protected him from punishment, but he didn't envision that punishment coming in the form of a dinner with Bill Maher, Kid Rock, and Stephen A.

There's a growing disconnect between what people want and what AI CEOs 'think' people want. Necessity is the mother of invention. But that’s being reversed. Invention has become the mother of imagined necessity. managingeditor.substack.com/p/children-o...

Dems closing argument: Reclaim affordability, end corruption, save democracy. Trump’s closing argument: Check out that ass.

Bolsonaro goes down today. Bibi next. Trumpism next.

We went to a small diner on Main Street to talk to Trump voters but the diner had closed due to inflation.

Seven of my Facebook friends have a birthday on the same day, so I created an AI agent that helps me not feel guilty for ignoring that.

Even in a crazy time in a crazy world, the idea of using a trust fund to defend yourself after murdering your parents is standout crazy.

Alaska: Did you order the code red that calls on the DOJ to preemptively block certification of Alaska’s Senate race if the Republican loses? Trump:

Elon is preparing for war against a Democratic Congress. He's been training by doing battle against starving children and desperate Ukrainians.

The most dangerous private sector person in the world, and the media and business community treat him like he’s just another flying car salesman.

Elon Musk pledged to donate one share of SpaceX to each of America's 72 million children (only half of which are his).

The monster in our midst. www.telegraph.co.uk/world-news/2...

The Trump era has eroded a lot of our most cherished institutions and values, but at least we still demand a certain level of merit when it comes to our official phonies, liars, sophists, fraudsters, and imaginary attorneys. managingeditor.substack.com/p/a-woman-wa...

She never said she was a doctor, she said she was a physician.

Trump canceled plans to livestream the firing squad execution. It's not ethics. It's just that he's worried Hegseth will miss.

Either Quartz is just an AI aggregator now, or Chris Tolomia is the fastest writer of all time. Every article on the site has the same byline. qz.com/author/crist...

Oh... www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...

Katie Zacharia will have to play herself on SNL.

Sometimes when you just grab the pussy, it doesn't end well.

At this point, it's hard not to assume every indictment or investigation is vindictive. We have no idea what's real, which is just how they like it. finance.yahoo.com/markets/arti...

What's the benefit of using an Apple Home device on your counter vs just using your phone or watch to manage home automation?

How many people does Trump have to stand in the middle of Fifth Avenue and shoot before these people get the message? www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

George W. Bush once reflected on a meeting with Putin by saying, “I looked the man in the eye ... I was able to get a sense of his soul.” If he looked all the to to Putin’s colon, he would have seen a puckered-up Donald Trump holding a sack of cash. managingeditor.substack.com/p/the-art-of...

Pathetic tech CEOs bending the knee and calling it Super Intelligence is more dangerous than anything Artificial Intelligence can do to us.

There’s an even faster shortcut. Empty your bank account into his bank account.

On behalf of San Francisco, I’m really glad the Blue Angels didn’t get Hegseth’s lethality memo.

Betrayal of America, of Ukraine, of Democracy. And his party sycophants won't say a negative word about it.

At least he doesn’t want to do the opposite. www.washingtonpost.com/politics/202...

While small devices have been used to defeat larger enemies since David aimed his slingshot at Goliath, it would have been hard to imagine, even just a few years ago, a drone threat chasing B-1 bombers off an American base. But times and tech have changed. managingeditor.substack.com/p/bombers-away

Did you expect logic from a guy who said Haitians were eating pets or decency from a VP who said, “If I have to create stories so that the American media actually pays attention to the suffering of the American people, then that’s what I’m going to do.” managingeditor.substack.com/p/theyre-eat...

The worse the midterms look, the faster the corrupt will move to get what they can get. www.nytimes.com/2026/10/03/u...

GOP messaging is not just about changing gender. It's about changing the subject.

Given the state of the war he pushed, Hegseth might want to spend less time worrying about low T and more time worrying about the lack of Ws.

I've got two words for any of you fatties, trannies, beardos and weirdos who want to defend me, my family, and my country. Thank you.

Imagine if Jack Smith really HAD attended a Hawks game. That would totally be worse than inciting an insurrection and trying to overthrow our Democracy. They were so damn close.

There are Americans who see clowns like Schmitt and vote for clowns like Schmitt. That is, at the the end of the day, the true American tragedy.

Self regulation means Musk, Zuck, and Altman. Government regulation means Trump. We're screwed either way.

People who donate after receiving unsolicited texts from politicians have ruined life for the rest of us.

Russell Brand, who's awaiting trial in London next month on rape and sexual assault charges, will moderate a panel at DC's MAHA summit tomorrow on reforming a U.S. health agency

Trump: Sleepy Joe Biden, have you heard of him? *a few moments later* Trump: 😴😴😴

It wouldn't be the first time Donald Trump has paid for love. But this time, he's paying with your money. www.cnbc.com/2026/09/27/t...

So I can't buy a Polestar but the Atlanta Zoo can have Chinese Pandas? Look at that expression. They are clearly spies. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/27/u...

Man oh man, were Giants fans lucky to have decades of Kruk and Kuip.

Lunch to mark Krukow’s last day. Meat served on pine.

Stories about Bibi are starting to pour out ahead of elections in Israel. Let's hope the damage they is finally enough.

The Shart.

Xi arrived just in time for Fat Bear Week.

In fairness, if he's gonna spend so much time trying to kill us all, you can't blame him for wanting to make a buck. www.nytimes.com/2026/09/23/u...

I try to make it a practice never to give investment advice, but just this once I’m going to make an exception. I’m putting all my money into chisels. managingeditor.substack.com/p/spoiled-ro...

If a demented dictator talks and talks but there are no news cameras to record it, does it make a sound? No. Isn't that awesome?