Dave Caolo

www.washingtonexaminer.com/news/busines... Hey you know what will own the libs? Driving a safe, environmentally-friendly car that prevents global warming. The grift is insane.

Please try to enjoy each post equally.

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DOGE is staffed by tech-savvy 20-something males because #musk *desperately* wants tech-savvy 20-something males to think he’s cool.

“Join my discord!” I do. There are 17 channels and hundreds of very active users. Keeping up feels like work. I never log in again.

I haven’t listened to Apple Radio in years. Is there still a live DJ, or is it all just pre-recorded shows and playlists now?

It has been windy af for two days

BREAKING: Trump bans use of the transcontinental railroad because it is trans.

🚩🚩🚩 You’re American 🚩🚩🚩

This isn’t a coup executed by Trump and Musk, it’s a coup executed my Putin. Vlad is directing those two dullards dismantle America’s infrastructure. Why invade when A.) your troops and related resources are occupied elsewhere and B.) you can sit back while your foe destroys itself?

This is Trump’s MO: make threats he doesn’t intend to carry out, assuming his target will capitulate & back down, handing Trump a win without his having to actually do anything. He’s done this for decades. But Trudeau is not having it and absolutely will not back down. Trump has blinked twice now

Wait, we brought pink blazers to gun fight? What a joke.

Why are democrats doing nothing to help us?

Unpopular but I found Nosferatu long and boring. And the count himself looked like the weird guy who works at the gas station.

They make us work until our bodies can’t work anymore. This system is bullshit.

I want to use social media but I don’t want to see any posts on trump or musk. For now I block accounts that post that content. If it gets to be too much I’ll just give up. This isn’t fun anymore.

The bad news: 2” of snow on Wednesday. The good news: It’ll be 40°F by noon. Imma let nature “shovel” this one.

Yesterday I saw a Cybertruck up close enough to touch it. My first time that near one. It’s absolutely massive and so, so ugly.

Star Trek: Deep Space Nine Inch Nails

You know it’s been cold when you’re excited about 35°F.

I predict Musk will divest himself from Tesla entirely soon. Space X, his political career, and his propaganda machine (Twitter) are interlinked and together fuel his aspirations. What does he care about selling cars anymore?

REALLY can’t wait for Elon to reach the “find out” stage. Really can’t.

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I block anyone who posts links to Twitter.

Don’t know how this happened but my entire timeline here is politics. That’s not what I want.

No one uses this

Always sad to see Darth slip into hibernation. :(

I need this potato in my life.

Here’s what Bone Spurs doesn’t understand. People don’t use illegal drugs because they don’t know it’s bad. If fact, unless we address a user’s underlying hurt/anger/misery, abuse will continue. Run all the ads you want, tariff the countries that supply drugs. It’ll make no difference.

Geeze I got no followers over here

www.instagram.com/reel/DCnNrLB... Here’s the Mayor of Knox County, Tennessee Tombstoning the US Secretary of Education. Welcome to America.

#LifeIsStrange is all I want to talk about here.

LET’S F’N GOOOOOOO #dnd

Can’t wait to see what happens when the work that deportees were performing suddenly stops. Nobody is thinking of that.

There’s no sweater emoji? Mutiny!

We can't have nice things, apparently.

Netflix was not ready for how much America dislikes influencers.

Netflix ramping up the nostalgia by streaming in 90's resolution quality.

Tyson: “Vicious win” *camera freezes on Mike's bare ass*

Ok what time is this fight going to *actually* start?

Let’s eat cheesecake until we go unconscious.

Watch the Tyson / Paul fight but understand it's basically WWE. Two-minute rounds vs. three, bigger gloves that usual, five rounds total. This is sports entertainment: the winner is pre-determined, the script rehearsed and approved. It's a nice payday for both.

Honestly I’d fight Mike Tyson for $4OM.

The so-called Gaetz report will come out and not make a difference in any way. Mark my words.

It’s staggering that he doesn’t hire people because they’re qualified, he hires them if they’ve said flattering things about him on TV.

My cabinet picks are no worse than his: Secretary of State: Ernie from Sesame Street Director of National Intelligence: A Magic 8 Ball Chief of Staff: My 4th grade teacher, Mrs. Nolan (if she’s still alive) Director of the CIA: I don’t know, do you want to do it?

Hi everyone. The Onion, with the help of the Sandy Hook families, has purchased InfoWars. We are planning on making it a very funny, very stupid website. We have retained the services of some Onion and Clickhole Hall of Famers to pull this off. I can't wait to show you what we have cooked up.