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"I just want to thank me for giving you America, boss." #PutinsPuppet

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Congratulations Brazil, you didn’t Trump yourselves. www.nytimes.com/live/2026/10...

#WhenThingsGetMessy, clean them up.... umm... I guess?? 🤔

#SoupLoversAreGoodAt selfishly denying others that simple pleasure! 🙁

You are about to enter another dimension, a dimension not only of mocha, raspberries, and caramel, but of espresso. You've just crossed over into... the Type 3 Diabetes Zone. #GameOfZones

#WouldBeTheWorstSurprise if the suffering of so many in the world today were merely casually glossed over by some committee behind closed doors.

#WouldBeTheWorstSurprise if the god so many worship did indeed turn out to be a rather petulant, demanding alien life form with considerable power.

Now prosecute him‼️ Resignation is not accountability. #JusticeForKohenWiley

#IfNotForGadgets like generative AI, we wouldn't have creations like this.

#IfNotForGadgets line cooks would never be able to have the next few minutes of Hell neatly printed out for them to look upon and despair.

#IfNotForGadgets some people would have even less rhythm than they weren't born with. ❤️

#PizzaLoversAreGoodAt innuendo

#PizzaLoversAreGoodAt coming up with incredibly grim topping combos.

#PizzaLoversAreGoodAt ordering monstrosities like this one with sauce on just one half and pineapple and cheese on the other.

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#WhatMakesMyDayIs solving life's little.......... mysteries. 🤔

Metastatic liver cancer playset #BadIdeasForLegoSets

Frankly tragic that malignant narcissist Elon Musk bought out then Twitter and ended up paring it down into a Russia- and Nazi-favorable political soapbox X. The platform is a shadow of what it once was, all for the sake of a vain little drug-addled man baby's ego.

#GinAndTonicLoversAreGoodAt picking out best of breed of their libation. 🍸

Did Nazi that coming.

#KennedyCenterGate Secret pay-for-play text rocks Trump White House

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Can y'all imagine to what lengths the old "banana in the tailpipe" could be taken with one of these?? 🍌

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#IResolveConflictsBy scheming.

#IResolveConflictsBy offering an apology... however pointless it might seem.

#IResolveConflictsBy thinking about the little guy.

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Drive your Lamborghini heads up to optimize situational awareness. #ASmartThingToDo

#NowThatTheBotsAreGone Putin is scrambling to find new recruits, the more limber the better!

#NowThatTheBotsAreGone Russia is outsourcing and... it's not going very well... ❎

Go for the leg, then the rest. #ASmartThingToDo

Hone your blade to razor sharpness before a swordfight. #ASmartThingToDo

Mask up in close quarters when there's a pandemic going on. 😷 #ASmartThingToDo

The Rolling Kidney Stones #MakeABandUncool

The Smeagols #MakeABandUncool

Vanilla ICE 🤨 #MakeABandUncool

The Trampling Wilburys #MakeABandUncool

He is a psychopath and he is psychotic. What's it going to take to get the American media to talk about it?

#ThingsThatMakeMeSkeptical

Promising a "dividend" atop a pile of unfulfilled other promises for money. #ThingsThatMakeMeSkeptical

I regress to early childhood and doomscroll day and night. #HowITrainMyBrain

Chris Murphy: "Donald Trump was so fundamentally unprepared for this war that within days of the war starting, our billion dollar air bases and naval bases in the region were obliterated by the Iranians. Every single American should be furious about that."

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