JudgmentCut

I don’t talk about it often, but I love Vergil from Devil May Cry.

If the walls weren’t so damn sticky in Belmont’s Curse, then I think my platforming-inept self would enjoy the game a whole lot more. Like dude, I’m holding away and down to try and progress the time-sensitive platforming section, stop clinging to the damn wall!

People who know I play Clone Hero will sometimes ask why I don’t play Fortnite Festival, and being polite in that situation is always a struggle.

Oh cool Belmont’s Curse just crashed on Steam Deck and I lost about all my Clocktower progress. You’d think the guys developing this who’ve done Steam Deck compatibility before would have got it right, but I guess not (the game also doesn’t even fit the screen properly ever).

Really wish Belmont’s Curse had like, a Ratchet and Clank style quick swap menu for the weapons and Arcana to reduce the layers of menus needed to swap between stuff.

sonic tried to kick me in the balls and it didn't work. tried to kick me in the ass and it didn't work. you see my dark secret hedgehog. im egg man you piece of shit. no dick. no balls. no ass. all egg.

I was confused why I saw people complaining about the weapons in Belmont’s Curse dealing the same damage even though the game has damage numbers proving otherwise. Then I realized they were only looking at the ATK value to distinguish between weapon tiers instead of paying attention.

I feel like if I was making a game and got to the settings menu, and the options I was putting there made me feel the need to put a “messing with this will fuck the gameplay balance and negatively impact the experience” disclaimer, then I simply wouldn’t leave those options in the settings menu.

The way chuds completely dominate most corners of the internet, and are allowed to kinda do whatever is so exhausting. The normies just rally around them, no matter how heinously they behave, because calling them out is somehow seen as more problematic than anything the chuds do.

New Castlevania game is pretty neat so far, but seems to suffer from existing in a post-Hollow Knight world.

It's a key part of conservative ideology: "I have no obligations to you and I can treat you however I like, but you are required to love me."

Number of health potions being a slider in the settings menu might be the new low for coward game design I’ve ever seen.

(Russian) data centers getting bombed

The ai posters my apartment building kept putting up were getting torn down so often that they gave up and started using clipart instead

I’m out of the loop with Fire Emblem, what’s Alucard doing there? (you see the joke is that a popular character from the new game looks a lot like Alucard from hit series Castlevania, you may now commence laughter).

Watching slopcoded recomps and whatnot get promoted and basically everyone else outside this site just slurp it up uncritically (even though they’re shit) is just like, what are we even doing anymore

Damn I need to work on my masking, coworker clocked that I was annoyed as hell after like 10 seconds of interaction lmao.

I’ve played the DMC games so much across so many different systems over the years that I only occasionally go back to them anymore, but it’s funny that I’m forced to play these games outside Steam just to maintain this happy accident.

the amount of damage that AI has done to open source communities by people who care only about the results and not the quality or work that goes into them is immeasurable

[nintendo direct announcer] I'm pregnant with a game and it's yours!

Genuinely one of my favorite edits (I didn’t make the edit I’m just saying I like it a whole lot)

Can’t tell if it’s just me being bad at platformers or if Sonic Mania’s Encore Mode just kinda blows. Like I don’t remember the stages feeling so hostile, and the Special Stages are actually just abysmal dogshit.

Every game should have an Izuna drop tbh. Even if there’s no combat just include it happening somewhere, somehow.

Damn did they make Risk of Rain 2 hard as fuck with this last DLC update or am I just washed?

Oh ok, so now that I’ve worn my shoes to work the rain decided to stop? I could be wearing crocs right now.

I feel like I’m the only person in the world whose Steam has been running like shit lately. I have to restart it like every other day just to do basic things like see my wishlist of downloads.

replacing an entire face button for multiple equipped items for a fucking manual jump button for a game that was designed without a manual jump button and was fine for it for 30 years to force the player to use their bad inventory system they've been using since 2017 makes me seem like a psychopath

I wanna have it known that I hate those electric scooters

God it’s embarrassing to even like some Metallica music anymore. Why are they such losers

Remember kids, republicans and conservatives value hypocrisy as a virtue. There’s no boundary they won’t cross while projecting their actions onto the opposition for nothing and pretending they’ve gone too far.

Anyone wanna play Mario Party

Not so gentle reminder that you're morally obligated to drop fortnite