Dan Rubenstein

Go Ducks etc

You don't need to watch Oregon's offense, here's what you missed: Five out of six plays: Pretty good! In Illinois territory! And then: The dumbest shit you've ever seen!

On average, every offense that plays this Illini defense is a top four national points/drive offense. Oregon's ineptitude is somehow a surer thing than math.

This Oregon offensive design and gameplan is just cheeks, drive in and drive out. Start a drive picking up seven yards plus each first down a few times in boring ways, decide to roll out a weird formation with OL split wide for a -1 yard toss loss, can't claw back. Bad bad bad.

32 and 41 yard runs for Oregon when they run the ball repeatedly. U N D E R T H I N K T H I S

Oregon is down four of their top five WRs, had early success running... and completely abandoned the run so Raiola can miss a wide open dude downfield and fumble? Underthink this one, guys.

Just saw that Oregon's game on Saturday won't be called by a broadcaster at CBS or FOX learning about the teams and rules and math on the fly. Pretty big moment for me, honestly.

Good morning, Oregon humans

Let's agree to never talk about that game ever again, but go ducks forever

Tim Brando is averaging one mistake every 38 seconds, generational run.

Nobody's more confused by everything happening in a college football game than Tim Brando, college football broadcaster.

Slowly losing my mind every time I watch the Erin Andrews commercial with an unplugged podcast microphone for zero reason.

Bummed about the Dodgers, but they've won back to back. I've never disliked anything about the Brewers, so go get 'em, Milwaukee. Been to a few Brewers games, had fun at all of them, happy for the Wisconsin people in my life.

Missed the last two min after the first failed 2pt conversion to watch a terrific couple get married. Easily the best thing I saw today, second place was my taco lunch

This week's episode of Ducks vs. The Impossibility of One Scoring Drive is gonna be all-time.

Got a pretty big amount of pushback from Nebraska fans last year after I said he wasn't particularly good, even with nice stats. I'm being punished.

Missed a wide open dude downfield... adios, Dylan

I've seen enough, warm up someone's right arm on the Oregon sideline

Nessler, plainly: I guess Nico is gonna run or maybe throw it here Now we're cookin', Brad

Maybe if you're from the LA area and want to win college games, you *can* stay in LA, just Westwood?

I suspect Oregon's QB and OC are gonna rule next year, whoever and wherever they are at the moment.

I'm not about announcers going artificially crazy, but man, Brad Nessler can't be bothered to raise his enthusiasm for any single play. It's like he's calling data entry.

Oregon with time off strikes again. Flat flat flat.

This is Oregon's offense at home with two weeks of prep. Zero pop.

Thought Dana Altman was a great coach, loved watching a bunch of his teams, felt like the modern era just kind of caught up to Oregon and he couldn't make it work. The F4 run (w/out Boucher) + the cancelled 2019-20 tourney are two big what-ifs (for the women, too, obviously), but alas, strong run.

This Mike Tomlin Minecraft tour might be my favorite sports-ish story in some time. Tomlin x CityNerd collab when?

Go Ducks

The step down at safety for Oregon seems to be very real

Moore's moving arms, good to see, but man he's into an ambulance with the linebacker laughing on the sideline

Desmon Stephens just tried to decapitate a sliding Dante Moore, hope the outcome is better than it looked. Stephens laughing and hugging teammates on the sideline, good shit.

Dirty, dirty shit from SC

Dante Moore immediately throwing well short of the sticks on 3rd and long is not my favorite

Not sure who needs to know, but the new Hermanos Gutiérrez album dropped if you want to feel like you're cruising through a southwestern desert in the middle of the night about to do something shady

Sourdough pan pizza with fresh spicy green sauce

Welp

Sure, but also whatever this year's version of Oregon is isn't going anywhere near 10-2

Well at least Oregon hopes are dashed this year before October. Efficient.

Embarrassing in every phase from Oregon. Vegas Bowl level execution.

Oregon's creativity is at least nice. They're being outplayed in so many different and interesting ways.

Another post from me, another tipped INT for Oregon setting up points, you're welcome

An all-time bad Lanning era half. Not at all ready to play winning football.

Oregon’s in a bad place. Don’t look good at all.

Well that was better, I'll post more, maybe?

Oregon looks unprepared early. Not great on the new coordinators!

For those who like it juicy and upside down while watching tennis

No idea what the solution is, and understand how it came to be given yesterday's schedule, but it's *maybe* not great that the clear most anticipated match on the men's side of the US Open started at 11p ET? I'm squarely the target audience as a tennis dork and didn't see a second live. Not great!

Ok so

Look, *A* Michigan won, at least.