Daniel Maxwell

A humanitarian? A fucking humanitarian? According to Witkoff, the skillset of a humanitarian includes mass murder, kidnapping of children, mass incarceration, torture and every war crime under sun.

So for clarity: Zelenskyy doesn’t know what he’s talking about and nothing happened with Starlink…but also the US had nothing to do with the thing that didn’t happen? Got it.

Unfortunately I can’t hear stringed questions anymore without my head going here

*roll credits*

So I guess the question is why the US is linked with Russian vessels? Because that’s who the Ukrainians are targeting.

Clearly he’s had his prescription changed to Adder-some

“Spreading death and destruction and carnage across the Middle East and beyond” Okay, Mr. Trump but what about Iran?

“Why does #Neagley just have loads of guns in the trunk of her car?” Uh, she lives in Chicago??

Yes, the #Lanterns show is very limited because of its budget but “the ring only has battery for a few constructs at a time” is a lazy criticism. As everyone knows that #HalJordan is *obviously* flying around Rushville all night and, in true Jordan fashion, forgetting to charge his ring.

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What the actual fuck? £80 million in less than a month? Our Nige is up to some shady shit methinks

Every time they cut to Trump at the 9/11 memorial, it's like a jump scare…if you were scared of a Fascistic bowl of melted cheese

The same people who crashed the Grinder server in Dallas also had footage of Hasan Piker beefed up and slinging dong on the overhead at the RNC

Local politics, even in a city like London, doesn’t really feel like Lammy’s wheelhouse. He’s more of a “big picture” politician or however you want to phrase it: national campaigns, PLP communications, diplomacy and geopolitics I mean, his stint in the London Assembly lasted less than a month

“It’s entrapment” would be a solid argument for Reform if they were targeted by law enforcement and not journalists…for the second time in less than five years. Maybe it ceases to be entrapment when you’re just repeatedly doing naughty things

First day back: *immediately breaks the rules*

In the run up to the Midterms, here’s a wild idea: Remember Joe Biden? The guy with sever metastatic bone cancer? Could we maybe consider leaving him alone moving forward?

Wild how now all the major news outlets are giving air to the idea that the immigration debate may be causing division Y’know, when the government strategy is shown to be having an effect?

The Leagues of Hell know not of the depravity and knavery of a @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social comment section

How on Earth did he manage to live longer than the Queen of Country herself???

Look, you can have whatever take you want on his political stances but the mere suggestion that Gavin Newsom doesn't have one of the most undeniably good looking face cards in the game? LUDICIOUS. Get your head looked at.

It was good of them to leave this in the opening paragraph so we knew not to read any further. Like, if you can't get the most basic of analogies right where the media is concerned, why should readers listen to your view?

@jamesmatthewsky.bsky.social talking about Luigi Mangione’s distinctive eyebrows and prominent cheekbones

Initially I thought: “surely they wouldn’t lie about such an easily verifiable claim” And then I remembered who we’re talking about here

THIS. It is this simple. A law was passed by congress and everyday this administration lives in violation and contempt of it. Yet, for some reason, @katiephang.bsky.social is the only major voice breaking through. When this is all done, she will go down as one of the US’s greatest legal champions

If @countbinface.bsky.social is such a nobody, why was he interviewed by major media outlets in nine different nations? Compared to Farage’s…zero?

I love this world where our entire political system is apparently being directed by a comedic alien This whole timeline is a Doctor Who plot

Farage is scared of the Count

Bro is scared of a bin

Has an obituary ever been this anticipated?

From what I can tell, some Americans heard @jamesmatthewsky.bsky.social asking @abdulelsayed.bsky.social about what Trump said about him and immediately decided he was a duplicitous right winger because it sounded mean Or they assumed he was from Sky News Australia and not Sky News proper

Now that @abdulelsayed.bsky.social has won his primary, maybe Fetterman should be the one who sits the next one out

Given the recent cyberattack on the Department of Education, I think a serious conversation around the lack of cybersecurity infrastructure in the UK needs to be had. Y’know, like one that’s not “Fatima’s next job…”, etc. If we’re talking about defence of the nation then let’s talk about it.

For the Oval Office

España wins, Argentina loses: The Trump Curse strikes again!

Textbook: being angry doesn’t make you right

¡Viva España, campeones del mundo!

Any more free kicks to Argentina and someone’s gonna accuse them of socialism

Come on, España!

Imagine getting arrested in the sluttiest purple shirt on Earth and three quarter length trousers

Genuinely think that Argentina could stab someone on the pitch and the referee would consider ignoring it

Someone in the ARG camp clearly has elite throat game because WTAF

POV: You’re Slavko Vinčić, making an anti-Argentina call at the #FIFAWorldCup final

I’ve seen UFC fights with less physical contact than the World Cup final

When vibes are in doubt, FIFA employs a tactical Shakira deployment

Twitter is as hateful as it gets but, my God, you can’t get scenes like this anywhere else

1. The People of Aberdeen are not “dancing in the streets” for @andyburnham.bsky.social 2. We aren’t moving the wind farms. 3. We. Don’t. Own. The. Oil. Fields. Jackdaw and Rosebank are jointly owned by Equinor and Shell—not the British government. We will pay exactly what we’ve been paying

“What has the BBC ever done for me” is the least veiled “pay your licence fee, motherfuckers” I’ve seen in a while

When in doubt, a tactical Shakira deployment always works