Daniel

I should probably clarify that a high majority of the stuff I post on here is NOT real and just me posting a load of bs LMAO 😭 it’s all just me being weird and edgy and dumb…except for when I’m not.

I don’t have any friends or family or relatives or loved ones or significant others or lovers or next of kins or soulmates

Got invited to multiple Halloween parties and have no costume for any of them

I need y’all to guess which one of the two was better behaved and actually kept quiet during the movie while the other kept making noise and talking and giving her own side comments and commentary that people around me started sucking their teeth when she spoke 💀

Now seated for clayface rewatch right now and this lady brings in a baby and everyone is so confused like why bring a baby to this movie 😭 he’s about to see people getting their faces ripped open and sexual assault

Taking my lovely beautiful wife on our honeymoon to Israel

No one jokes about airline food anymore

I don’t know a single person that wants to go to Arkansas

Or Miami

If you’re a man and you want to travel to California you’re gay

In ktown rn waiting for the bus to go home. Forgot I know a lot of people here. Passed by a girl who I had a weird short fling with a while back and never dated and left it at that and she gave me a death stare as I kept walking past her

When you can see everything started to focus on Billy wanting profit

Just watched you can see everything and oh my god man

He fought for films he worked on to be released and won every time. The fact that this was “secretly put back into production” hurts to know because you just know he was so excited to announce it for the fans. A shame he won’t be there to celebrate it with us.

Oh my god it’s only 6am on a Monday and this Eric Bauza news has me messed up. This ruined my whole WEEK

Eric was one of the biggest leading forces in getting Coyote Vs ACME released in theaters and risked his entire career for it at some point. Genuinely a master at the work he did. Rest in Peace Eric. I hope "Bye Bye Bunny" gets picked up next. It will be an amazing final performance

Eric Bauza died at his home yesterday from hypertensive cardiovascular disease, according to Los Angeles County Medical Examiner records.

10am trip to the movies tomorrow. Of course I have to set my alarms just in case

Too cheap to spend another $3 on MTA. I’ll walk this totally safe and long dark path across 2 bridges and under the 7 line back home with no other people !

Love brainrot

I love tralalero tralala

I feel bad I definitely made one of my ex gf’s feel like she’s at terriblep person for being angry at me if the thoigurb of me ever crosses her mind like damn she did not need tjat. But oh well nothing I can do I wish I could apologize but I’m sure she’s living her life well and good and that’s good

Whoap wtf this rum and coke was 99% rum 😭

Girl at this bar just complimented me and it feels so weird. I haven’t had anyone do that to me since August of 2025 wtf do I do

lol…

You know what. It’s Friday. I’m rewarding myself by being 2 hours late than usual!!

I’m so rude and toxic to people at my job in surprised i’m still there. Thank god I don’t like swearing or saying any bad words otherwise I think I’d really get in trouble 😭

H3H3 fall off was crazy but I didn’t expect it to lead to the discovery of Ethan having an affair on Hila

ethan klein getting kicked out of h3h3 because he cheated on hila is the funniest thing ive seen all week

I hope or wonder if my boss will let me work on Thanksgiving again this year

I love brainrot I love hey Apple I love verity I love everyday I’m shuffling I love sneakers o Toole I love Roblox nugget I love 6 7 I love Tung Tung Tung Sahur

Watching camp lazlo as an adult is funny as hell. How would I know what orthopedic shoes are when I was like 6 or 7 😭

It really was like that lowkey. I’d be the native hellborn (New Yorker) while they were the sinners (from Hazbin) exploring the city (pride ring is Manhattan)

This isn’t a joke by the way she genuinely asked me because she’s genuinely very worried about deportation

I be pro women’s rights until they ask me to make them vanilla cold foam at my job

German coworker just asked me if I’d do a green card marriage with her

I wonder how many helluva boss fans are aware that Peacocks do commit incest with their relatives which is why Andrealphus is the way he is towards Stella (his sister)

I lied like crazy. I’m actually late for work

It’s funny how everyone is talking about this and saying it’s possibly their strongest contender for film of the year but yet can only be seen in NYC or LA lmao

There are many people I experimented and did tests on and discovered before them that they had autism

Going on a date tomorrow with a beautiful girl to a pumpkin patch for fall 🎃🍂😎

Just got out of seeing wildwood….

Baby yoda 😍

My friends had me drunk at the bar last night sending death threats to men who send them creepy DMs on Instagram and hinge

Is it too soon to say what’s oh my blmmmiiindedd

I want your things in myyyyy

I want ur things in my romon u miss you all of the time I stalk myself in the internet just to see what I’d find