Daniel Hunter

This weather can fuck right off.

Just started reading a book from 2019 about how the threat from Russia is over-exaggerated and Putin seems a decent sort of chap and yeah I’m not going any further.

Any witches reading, fly safely in these winds.

Psyop to destabilise an Arsenal supporter in advance of their crunch match with Fleetwood Town.

Shot a lineman in Wichita, just to watch him…no, hang on, that’s wrong.

So much garbage on the pitch at Sunderland. And a load of empty food wrappers.

Our support may indeed be, as you assert, fucking shit, but does that mean we are undeserving of love?

Had this low-pitched droning in my ears but then I muted Gary Neville.

Could see Teigny turning up on Glastonbury High Street in a purple wizard robe, carrying a staff and a tome of incantations.

Would 100% buy an AI robodog that could do light hoovering.

Tottenham look…good?

Not often you see a punched own goal. Difficult to pull off.

Having a house battery takes the sting out of power cuts.

I’m on top form today.

Fuck! We scored! #ncfc

Take your time, Kvisty, no hurry. #ncfc

I reckon these useless twats could get relegated. #ncfc

So inept #ncfc

These late sun rises are a bore. Someone needs to put the clocks back an hour.

That Led Zep film, though. Like space aliens crashing on an unsuspecting planet.

Wiltshire deities are horrific indeed. The whole county lives under an eldritch curse.

Storm Austen? My arse has been windier than this after a night on the Adnams.

I’ve heard folk in Wiltshire like to gather at standing stones to enact ancient, obscene rituals, so he should fit in well.

Teigny busting out of the Shire doesn’t seem right. Who’s going to keep the sidewalks of Hobbiton safe for the little guy?

PHP is broken? Well, that’s suboptimal. These stacks are so complex nobody has a clue if they’re reliable.

I believe in coyotes and time as an abstract. Fact.

I AM KRAVEN, THE ECO-WARRIOR HUNTER WHO DOESN’T HUNT ANIMALS

Kraven is a little unorthodox, sure, but he’s not even in the top five most disturbed members of the Hunter family.

Bitten by a radioactive moose ffs. Shit superpowers.

Yeah I don’t want your app’s latest features bruv.

Subsequently evidence mounted that, notwithstanding the assertion of the Prodigy, E’s in fact were actually quite bad.

Did the baby with the baboon heart turn out all right in the end?

Funerals, eh?

Can we cut Alan Milburn ‘to fund support for basic humanity’?

Dr Octagon has spoiled all medical dramas for me. ‘You need a bad operation.’

I’m all for fining noise pests on public transport, as long as they’re also subjected to the bastinado.

I ain’t tracking down no snow leopard with you bruv.

Alabama have the cooler nickname for sure, but that Tennessee shade of orange is perfect.

Ikea’s given me a migraine or should that be mïgråne?

That first half was a shambolic hapless witless gutless farago of #ncfc non-football that had me missing Liam Manning. Almost.

That was fucking shite #ncfc

This country is ageing me.

Finn MacCool is quite a name.

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