Dan Donnelly

Imagine saying 'fuck' on live network TV and that's not what anyone is complaining about

Josh Thomas and Jacob Collier are both at the Elgin and Winter Garden theatres tomorrow night so I guess this will answer an important question for the tiny but probably real Josh Thomas/Jacob Collier slash fiction community

But seriously, why do so many music theorists dress like this youtube.com/shorts/8b3sW...

People online yelling about how Ryan Murphy distorted the facts of the Lizzie Borden case in a show that has cherry trees in full bloom all year including when they are fruiting

When you run ads on Meta you end up getting a bunch of Meta ads about running ads on Meta, which is kind of meta of Meta

Seems like prison would be the right place for Clavicular to realize his dream of spending all his time working on his body and having sex with men, but there was probably an easier way to do it

25 years ago Americans said 'never forget' and then elected two presidents and several members of congress with advanced dementia

Drake's Toronto mansion flooded in yesterday's rain and he's very upset about it, which is odd considering his usual attitude about getting something conceived in 2015 wet downstairs.

The fact that our phones make the same warning noise for thunderstorms and Amber Alerts is, if anything, evidence in favour of the existence of Zeus

Every so often when I need to look something up in Japanese I mistype 'jisho' as 'josho' and get some Australian guy

My least favourite video game genre is indie games where the team has clearly poured their collective heart and soul into absolutely nailing an aesthetic and then the writing is so ass none of it matters

After the failed attempts with Susan B. Anthony and Sacagawea I'm glad the Treasury finally figured out a way to get the average American excited about dollar coins

Chiquita, narrated by Plumbert Plumbert

Toronto has never felt more like Paris...with Germans marching through the streets and a Vichy regime to our south

Writing a Bleach/Les Mis crossover doujin called Inspector Javel

The only place in Boston where no one ate beans

I'm so glad Gavin Newsom can serve as living proof that an ordinary schlub with a 960 SAT score, a state appeals court judge father, and an oil billionaire family friend can become governor of California

Whenever I see this old chestnut pop up on the internet I think that the show should be hosted by @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social as a kind of meta joke and the contestants' only clue to what is really going on.

In addition to creating the essay, Montaigne was the first to pair a Fu Manchu moustache with cartoon baby hair

But we can all agree 'Operation Epic Fury' sounds like the name of a 4chan raid on a company that makes DRM for hentai games

New vocabulary proposal: if you undergo twink death and are not reincarnated as a daddy you become a twombie

Erosion is cancelled. I do think it's funny how these natural features always seem to fit in with local culture, e.g. Italy had this arch symbolizing love and romance while New Hampshire had an old man living alone on a mountain because he thought sales tax was theft

Olympic figure skating is a lot like a middle school gym class in 1985 in that it involves a twink bottom trying to pass as masc by being athletic, nobody buying it, and a bunch of people throwing stuff at him before he starts crying.

Our first live epiode at #TorontoComiCon is now online! Check it out on YouTube or our website: andascotchegg.com youtu.be/XaFgL0sikTY

While you're waiting for our next live show in Toronto Mar 3, check out the recording of our trip to #montrealfringe! youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A

Yaoi on Ice #heatedrivalry #hockey #canada

Our Montreal Fringe show is now online! youtu.be/xxTdEmRnA9A

Who's the reel audience? #standup #canadiancomedy

For sale, baby!

I know there have been a lot of Frankenstein adaptations recently but I would definitely watch this one

I am the official 2025 roast champion of Welland, Ontario! Thanks so much Rose City Comedy Collective for creating such a wonderful space and community (and for the most money I've ever made in comedy) and to my very funny and formidable opponents. (Roast Record update: 8-0)

Trains always think they can safely go off their lithium but six weeks later they inevitably go off the rails

I've never seen Fran Lebowitz looking so heroic

#Toronto! Come to this FREE standup showcase tonight featuring ten of the city's best comics taping their very best material! 8pm - SoCap Comedy (Danforth at Broadview) Tix and info: andascotchegg.com

McDonald's Canada has put ranch dressing on poutine and this may be the first thing ever to convince me that Quebec really does need to secede to protect its culture

Looking for something to do in #Toronto between @bluejays.com games this week? Our annual #Halloween special is this Thursday at the JCB Theatre! Costumes encouraged! Free Candy! Tickets at SecondCity.com!