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Official statement from Kremlin on plague.

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Many of you are asking how you can help me. My only ask is this: Spread the word about the threats to democracy and how we can fight back. Tell everyone to subscribe to Democracy Docket and share its content. demdock.com/4w6emld

Good to see people finally waking up to what a piece of shit LeBron James is 😃.

“Withdrawing in disgust isn’t the same as apathy” - Wayne Gretzky - me

Beastie Old Man youtu.be/ysCp0E-Fndo?...

Mike Rogers called it “necessary.”

Hypothetical logic quiz You wake up in the middle of the night and a man is standing over you with a shotgun. He gives you 3 options to choose from: A - He will punch you in the face and leave. B - He will shoot you and leave. C - He will flip a coin, heads is A, tails is B. ???

Like this if you’re not a russian bot.

This site is a huge circle jerk and i’m here for it.

Lying is OP.

Whitehouse: "Today, I think is a sad and embarrassing day for this committee. As it looks like on a party-line vote, we are going to advance out of this committee probably the most discreditable person ever to seek the office of attorney general of the United States..."

Bots now make up 57.5% of web traffic to HTML pages, topping humans at 42.5%, according to web hosting platform Cloudflare. ground.news/article/bots...

Understanding is half the battle, and unfortunately, I'm ret*rded.

Mike Judge > George Orwell

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Russia hacked into real users’ Bluesky accounts to post fake content, the social media platform said.

It will all be worth it IMO if at least two cabinet level officials commit suicide or OD and he strokes out and dies on camera.

Once I saw a man standing off the side of a pier, tears rolling down his eyes, as he told me, "I can't trust anyone, that's why I ride myself". He autofe**atioed himself on the spot and rolled away like a meat powered wheel. Never did catch his name.

Just wanted to remind folks, especially the GOP and the FDD, that Barack Obama’s 2015 nuclear deal didn’t give Iran control of the Strait of Hormuz or allow it to keep 60% enriched uranium. It sent $1.7 billion to Iran versus the tens of billions Iran will now make from tolls. 🤷🏽‍♂️

Do it, pussy. You won’t.

It’s a ratings stunt. I’m still not watching.

I don’t know who Oliver Kornetzke is, but I like the cut of his jib.

NOFX always cheers me up youtube.com/watch?v=sU6s...

What the fuck just happened? I forgot my pills, didn't I?

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On the far reaches of space, no one can hear your kidney getting snatched.

Son, I have a confession to make. I invested your entire trust fund into based Groyper coin. And unfortunately I lost everything. Luckily, I still had 500 bucks to buy the new Faker Ahri skin.

If it smells like an agitprop bot, just block it and forget it. Engaging is the worst possible reaction.

Good morning winners!!!

Bovino throws like a little bitch.

How do you stop someone from shooting everything and encourage them to experiment if they've already sold all the fun toys for more shotgun ammunition?

A demented Donald Trump confused Greenland with Iceland as a silent crowd watches in horror as the President of the USA humiliates himself, slurring badly and visibly disoriented

A January 6th insurrectionist who Trump pardoned is now being charged with molesting a child. Trump’s pardon released him from prison.

Generally, if someone's good at murder, they're terrible at housework.

I know they’re trying to turn this shooting into Dealey Plaza with their desperate camera angles and excuses for the murderous ICE officer but how do they explain the subsequent refusal to allow a doctor to reach the car? And lying that they already had medics there? All on tape.

Large men screaming and punching each other to the tune of poorly compressed power metal is the peak of literature.

"Orwell emphasizes the totalizing power of Big Brother and the seamlessness of historical revisionism. But Trump, unfortunately for him, does not have anywhere near this level of influence or power, even with the aid of the lickspittles at the Reagan Foundation."

Breaking News: U.S. inflation edged higher in September, rising 3% from a year ago, according to data released belatedly because of the government shutdown.

In @nytopinion.nytimes.com The heritage mythology conservatives are spinning is historically delusional, Leighton Woodhouse writes in a guest essay. “Americans have never been ‘a group of people with a shared history.’”

You cannot trust information coming from Kash Patel's FBI. You cannot trust information coming from ICE. You cannot trust information coming the Trump administration. You cannot trust information coming from Republicans.

What the Bible missed in translation from a story of David and Goliath, was that Goliath chain-smoked Lucky Strikes.

The reaction to Kirk’s murder on the right is a reminder that Republicans are the most bad faith people on the face of the planet.

Fingers crossed.