well it’s dan

Oh my god

hey man. me n the boys were talking and…well u can’t bring ur goblin friend with u to hang anymore dude. i kno u 2 are close and all but hes just very off putting and dastardly to the rest of us

box’ve wine

Took the boys to coney island today

A YouTuber I follow named MrCryptid posts these long uninteresting videos of "cryptid hunting" aka hiking in the woods, heavy breathing with no narration for 30-60 min a pop. But in his latest video he fires a shotgun at a shape darting out a bush, and when he found the body, it was a Christmas elf.

he's a real nowhere man sitting in his nowhere land making all his nowhere plans for nobody

Really? I thought she seemed nice…

A "crawlspace".. that sounds perfect for my needs

☝️🤓: it’s unprofessional and disqualifying to bring a beverage into a job interv-

God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.

My Neighbor Turturro

Watch out Chicago Pope it’s the Loc-Nar!

Everyone referencing The Dead Zone which does make me happy but I’m still annoyingly compelled to point out this is definitely based on Walken in The Deer Hunter

I prefer grave enjoyer but yeah I did take some stuff

if you watch the screensaver long enough, they show you the kid whose suffering makes roku city utopic

Locked up in my home terrified after seeing the same giant worm in an apple car doing laps around the block all afternoon

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Ah man

I'm sorry but I invented Waziggy, a mean Ziggy who likes bad things and is rude. I invented him but I cannot control him, and I am afraid of him.

This kind of thing would never happen to a seasoned professional wife

Mystery Science Theater Pete Townshend

Steve Harvey Family Feud: We asked 100 married men - Name something you do with your wife that you shouldn't do with other women 50 Year Old Man: Steve, I would have to say "have sex" Family Feud Steve Harvey:

Recorded VHS Tape (1993): Tape 3 : 5729s

It came to me! The band is experimental Swiss industrial rock band The Young Gods and the specific album I was remembering was Super Ready/Fragmenté from 2007 and here’s the actual cover:

Was thinking about it more and I think the album cover looks more like this if that helps anyone lol

Trying to remember the name of a band I heard ages ago, think was mainly the brainchild of one guy, European or MAYBE French Canadian, pretty experimental, maybe sort of electronic/industrial sort of post punk, had an album in the 00s with a cover kinda like this. Does this ring a bell for anyone?

No. Let's stop with this bullshit.