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look i know all the psychos are in charge, no one's being normal at their job, and that's going to impact all of our lives in negative ways, and nothing you do here on your phone is going to stop or change any of that. but you gotta be a little normal in your leisure time. just relax a little.

Went to the urologist today and discovered that my piss and dick and balls are medically "normal"

Simply incredible for bezos to leave himself off this list. America kicks so much ass dude.

It's amazing that January 6 worked and the Democrats learned nothing.

I have to be honest, putting Obama on your stage is not winning my vote.

Guys in their 40s love to learn about the existence of the country Chad from grok

Here's another movie I saw that I think is pretty good but not incredible boxd.it/gYsVH1

Low brass supremacy

I have dutifully voted for democrats my entire voting life, and all I've gotten in exchange for it is an increasingly racist state that is currently trying to kill one of those democrats, to no resistance. @troyjackson207.bsky.social, is there any daylight between you and Collins on this issue?

Is this a selfie I have my cat in my lap

I think this success is worth the rest of the crimes of Baz Luhrmann's career. boxd.it/gWURex

Gonna have to go back and watch Northman and Nos because holy shit was this guy fuckin cooking with this one boxd.it/gWUtWZ

mr president, senators, congressmen, i implore you all to suck my fucking dick

It's so funny that gamergate guys made American gamers so unprofitable an audience that the biggest studio in the world sold off to Saudi Arabia and shut down the main American division. Good job dudes.

Let's go babies boxd.it/fK5tF

Got blocked by this guy, @troyjackson207.bsky.social can you say what "address this type of overreach" means? If I'm going to vote for you, I've got to know what you consider "addressing" it.

Americans are pathologically allergic to anything good.

I mean what in the hell are we doing here folks www.youtube.com/watch?v=d8hT...

This is smart, you want the cash man to handle the money stuff. Good job to the Yankees.

Oh is there a migrant caravan on the way? I know it sure seems like there either never or always is, but we're going to have to take this seriously now, and we can deal with protecting the immigrants that are here today later.

I'm sure Troy Jackson is a great guy who will do good work at his position, but unless he's going to use violence to protect Ilhan Omar, I got nothing on me. I've been voting for guys to go to meetings my whole life, and you gave it all away to the pedophiles for some money.

Folks I hate to say it but we got this debt ceiling vote we're gonna have to get ready for, and that's probably gonna be the end of the line for tuition reform.

Sorry guys, we can't flex our majority because of the Parliamentarian.

I only want AI in my life if it's useful like "Her," but Scarlett Johannson isn't joinking my pud and teaching me a lesson about myself so until then you can skip it

guess i'll eat some slop and then shit and piss and cum what else is there to do in this fuckass life

You gotta hear the song at the top of this week's WATT youtu.be/Oo-yU-91_r4?...

If there's ever another democratic president, I can't wait to hear about some bullshit that doesn't exist like the Fiscal Cliff as explanation for why Trump has to be granted an honorary presidency for life.

This film is unfortunately not educational boxd.it/gRk5PX

I’m Going To Get Dinner In 5 Min.

Columbo #S03E02 Any Old Port in a Storm 00:48:18

Who Is Jon Hendren. ???

Boys and Girls in America, Hail to the Thief, and Stankonia are all basically the same album from different economic perspectives.

Interesting how exactly correct this is for my entire cohort.

Tomorrow is a wedding anniversary for me that ends in 5. Pretty cool.

Imagine thinking there's anyone on the board who will act as a congressional check on Trump. Show me the one who's gonna make a difference.

An explanation on why Big Walk isn't available on Xbox. bigwalk.game/xbox

Surely this is sustainable two nights in a row

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Sub 13 on the defector crossword

Morning team

Trump is trying to publicly execute Ilhan Omar. The Fort Hood guy was a test to see the country respond positively to killing a guy who no one likes. Some people like Ilhan Omar, but just about everyone in her party is too cowardly to defend her, and they all know this.