🌸Cyanne Jones✨

Picard perspective tip: In another reality, there is an alternate version of you who is envious of what you have accomplished.

Insane WFH perks

@montoulieu.dev dev and I saw an orchestra play the Stardew Valley soundtrack at Red Rocks tonight and it was so fkn COOL

In case u wanna know how the inside of my brain feels like on a Friday afternoon When the sun is sparkling through the October trees, and existence is no longer a heavy object to carry *chef's kiss* *chef's kiss* *chef's kiss*

Testing 404 pages is so fun like hell yeah gives me an excuse to go to 𝚖𝚢-𝚠𝚎𝚋𝚜𝚒𝚝𝚎-𝚑𝚎𝚛𝚎.𝚌𝚘𝚖/𝚋𝚘𝚘𝚝𝚢 or whatever

The real security vulnerabilities this week were the friendships we made along the way

And now the best has been saved for last. The most powerful tank. Cattank.

Now that basketball season has started again I forgot what a disrespectful thumb Alex Caruso is

The Sims 1 soundtrack was absolutely the Steely Dan of VGM

Now we’re really *never* gonna get that KOTOR remake huh 🥺

Man got flipped like a damn pancake

Whenever I see a kitty cat out in the neighborhood I always hope that they look at me and want to come get their lil head scratched and belly rubbed bc they saw I am pure of heart and full of love when they saw into my eyes

The only thing standing between @montoulieu.dev & me, and @nuggets.bsky.social first home game of the season is just one week of work May our tests run green, may CICD be on our side, may the week pass swiftly and gently, may the code gods bless us Because we have Mile High Basketball soon 😤 Amen

I usually do my own nails but I got em done professionally today and I am obsessed I can’t believe these are real

My first dev job I lasted 2 weeks bc the CEO loudly open-mouth crunched chips into my ear while I tried to write code lmao Also fwiw he wasn’t very nice when he wasn’t eating chips either

This is what the inside of my brain is like when I’ve had Over the Garden Wall going in the background as I work this week

Sure whatever there’s “light mode” and “dark mode” on y’all’s apps but what about “hoa hoa hoa mode” where your ui color scheme becomes moody monochromatic blue

Picard sleeping tip: Before bed, sit in a quiet room and read from a book.

I love that my notebook for takin notes at work was made by the *real* Blue Sky that owns the bluesky.com domain and I can poast about it here on the fake bluesky

Sipping my pumpkin spice coffee in the gloom of early autumn like it’s a buff item in this great video game we call living +25 cozy -10 depression +5 coffee poops

I can’t tell you how often I think about this skeet

Stolen nausea medicine, call it Clepto Bismol

Real ones know it’s frogtober

Commander Riker, There has been a security breach in our computer system. Your search history is being broadcast to the entire crew. Worf

Choose your fighter: autumn 2026 release edition

Seeing a cheese wheel in Skyrim like

Upon a midnight query, While I 𝚂𝙴𝙻𝙴𝙲𝚃ed *, weak and weary Over many a quaint and curious database records of lore 𝚆𝙷𝙴𝚁𝙴 𝚒𝚜_𝚏𝚘𝚛𝚐𝚘𝚝𝚝𝚎𝚗 = 𝚃𝚁𝚄𝙴;

Bootycheek squid for practice 🍑

Found a USB stick on the ground that was labeled “FREE VIRUSES” Plugged it in my computer, and it was just a U2 album Smh can’t even get free viruses in this economy

When you have a kitty so pretty how can you not paint her sometimes 🥺

I bought a matte black bicycle bc I thought it was a little cooler than the other beige model they had at the shop But if I am being honest, matte black is also not my vibe?? With a little vinyl and a dream, anything is possible

the best part of having hardwood floors is when one of my cats tries to run and they do the cartoon ass run in place for a second till they get the traction to take off

Over the last few years I’ve slowly been building my collection of LGTM critters to approve PRs with like they’re Pokémon If you have any to add to my LGTM Pokédex pls lmk

I see the same pair of crows on the electrical lines in our backyard practically every day Those crows are chronically on line

#SpookyMonth64