Cuneformless Apparition

Cuneformless Apparition

@cuneform.bsky.social

Gimme five bees for a quarter, you’d say

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Ya know, we’re currently voting on whether our city council is allowed to fix typos on official documents. But we get absolutely no say in our city becoming a Petri dish for competing, vibe-coded death machines.

John Berry@aniccia.bsky.social

Apparently, a Waymo robot drove around a stopped ~half in lane Tesla robot to bully a Zoox robot that prob had the right of way to back up: Gibson by Congress, Austin, TX All 3 cos have telops, but did any engage? AV advocates say the best solution is more robots. OP: reddit.CautiousMagazine3591

“Now that we helped get Trump elected - TWICE - it’s crucial that you read all my diligent reporting on how bad things are going.”

Eric Lipton NYT@ericlipton.nytimes.com

Everyone should read these threads I did about industry lobbyists and the EPA and understand them. Take the time to see the unambiguous evidence of what's happening now at this moment inside the EPA. Please retweet them. Please read them. Each one of the threads. It's happening in slow motion.

This is just Bannon and Miller.

Polymarket@polymarket.extwitter.link

JUST IN: Newly released Pentagon UFO files reveal witness drawings of bizarre creatures allegedly encountered in Utah, including hairy humanoids & mysterious “Skinwalkers.”

[Ordered to pay $24 billion for privacy violations] “Very good, sir! Here’s that extra money you ordered, sir.”

No, this is actually pretty consistent with dementia.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

This is just strange behavior, even from a dementia patient. Trump stops and waves. The camera zooms out to reveal that there’s nobody in the direction he’s waving. Apparently, he’s waving to the ghost of Lindsey Graham.

Pete Campbell wishing he was a real boy-looking motherfucker.

Most billionaire wealth isn't in yachts or jewelry — that's just a few percent of it. Most is productive business capital: companies that employ people, build things, and fund research. Tax that wealth and you're taxing the businesses that employ us all. Cato's Adam Michel explains.

There is no GODDAMN way this dorkwad has a firm handshake.

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Vance draws a blank when asked about his political strengths Q: What are you good at in politics? Not what you like. What are you good at? Vance: I don't know, man. I have a firm handshake.

Well, they certainly are revolting.

Politico@politico.com

“I’m old. I’ve paid my home off,” said Ray Warner, a 72-year-old Akron resident. “Why would I pay property tax?” Across the country, homeowners are asking the same question and revolting against property taxes at a scale not seen in a half century.

Just thinking about how every chud on the right, at every level of power, spent the 2010s screaming about being shadowbanned.

Ezra Levin ❌👑@ezralevin.bsky.social

A bad update: we're getting reports of pro-No Kings creators who have been suspended today as well. And we still lack backend access to the official No Kings account. Stay tuned, will report news when I have it.

LMAO 'danger.' "Oh no, they didn't think the Nazi's carnival sideshow was cool! RUN!"

Alex Hern@hern.bsky.social

do think there's a danger of looking at extremely cool shit like a car driving upside down then doing a kickflip before landing, and convincing yourself it's actually lame because the guy funding it is a white supremacist

Did Jacobin make some kind of Brewster's Millions-type wager where they have to shit out as many idiotic fucking takes as possible in a single week or something?

Nute@nutedawn.bsky.social

Correct, nobody does this because that would obviously be fucking stupid

Susan Collins: "I'm concerned!" Amy Klobuchar: "You fuckers be concerned. I'm busy. With... stuff."

Amy Klobuchar@amyklobuchar.com

The timing of this raid and reports that a White House official was involved raise serious questions that should concern all Americans, regardless of political party.

🎵Ivory and Ivory Hating All Who Look Differently🎵

SiriusXM Urban View@urbanviewradio.bsky.social

Eminem and Kid Rock Prioritize Friendship Over Politics on New Track: 'We Hope That Sets an Example' @officialtedwinn.bsky.social @claycane.bsky.social #ClayCaneShow www.complex.com/music/a/will...

Fairly certain I got a call from these dweebs on Saturday. Questions were like "James Talarico is an evil socialist that hates beef, wants us all to be vegan, and won't eat Texas BBQ. Does that make you less likely to vote for him, or [scoffs] more likely?"

Political Poll Bot@pollresults.org

Texas US Senate Sep 24 - 27, 2026 Ken Paxton (R) 48% (+3.0%) James Talarico (D) 45% Don't know 4% Pulse Decision Science 800 LV Partisan pollster (R) View Poll

Imagine if they spent that time actually working with their dogs to improve their behavior instead.

Manisha Krishnan@manishakrishnan.bsky.social

kind of obsessed with the fact that there's an AA-style support group called Dogs Anonymous for owners who don't want to publicly admit they can't stand their dogs. by @jasooooon.bsky.social www.wired.com/story/inside...

I live in Texas. So much so that you could drive several hours in any direction from my house and still be in Texas. And I listen to country. I have not heard this song, and some jerkass blogger from a Penske Media outlet will not shame me into doing so.

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Bloggers be like “I have no marketable skills and my industry’s dead, but I still insist that my opinions deserve a global audience, so I’m proud to announce my new podcast talking about the career of character actor [spins wheel] Peter Riegert!”

Cuneformless Apparition reposted

Ken Paxton, Dan Patrick and Ted Cruz are not native Texans. And none of them, including Bo French, attended or graduated from the University of Texas at Austin. They're all hateful and racist AF. Signed, a fifth generation Texan and a Longhorn.

Matthew Gertz@mattgertz.bsky.social

Benny Johnson and Jack Posobiec defended Bo French’s racist post, saying that “there’s nothing wrong with wanting Texas to stay Texas” and “I don't see anything hateful about it” www.mediamatters.org/benny-johnso...

The Washington Post@washingtonpost.com

Exclusive: ICE hired so aggressively last year that some new officers hit the streets before adequate vetting, multiple former officials said. Now, the agency is quietly firing some recruits. One recruit killed himself after learning he’d be fired.

“I’m one of the new faces you’ll see on 60 Minutes.” Oh, I… Douthat I’ll be doing that.

60 Minutes@60minutes.bsky.social

New correspondent Ross Douthat says "no story looms larger than the latest developments in artificial intelligence." The technology and its impacts will be a major focus of 60 Minutes reporting.