Mothma'am

"There’s a lot of money in selling the end of the world."

Fuck cancer.

Miss Moon is a stunner this morning

The Sanderson Sisters are BACK.

Chronic illness queen ♓

GUINS WIN.

Mercury is in the microwave again for the final time this year. You've been warned. 😶‍🌫️

Do not trust these fools one bit. Private equity is a plague.

I have been held hostage by a headache since 4am which should be illegal on a weekend

I might just go to bed. (She says while already laying in bed)

Gotta feel real bad for the Tkachuks tonight. They had to be in Pittsburgh on Pride Night. And they got their asses kicked.

GUINS WIN.

Taps sign. 👉🏻

Protect Trans folx. The end. Fuck the DCCC.

Does anyone know who designed the Pride Night hoodie for the Penguins game tonight? Last year @happylilcanvases.bsky.social designed a lovely jersey. This hoodie has AI vibes and I hope I am wrong.

Got away with wearing a rhinestoned Ghostface tee today. Tomorrow I'm going to wear my Loser's Club sweatshirt. I refuse to follow our actual spirit days cause whoever made the calendar this year used slop.

All in all that JD fella is nothing but a stain on an old couch.

Why is Josh Yohe still a thing

Ben Kindel, hope you are ok buddy. 🥺

I want everyone involved to be launched into the sun

This week I’ve seen men ridicule women for dressing “too provocatively” & other men ridicule Muslim women for dressing “to conservatively.” A reminder that men should shut the hell up, stop worrying about how women dress, & instead expend their energy on getting men to stop raping & abusing women.

Oh babygirl

Beware the ai slop songs on Instagram marked as "vintage Halloween"

Apple cider donut coffee and the final installment of Richard Chizmar's Boogeyman trilogy. Happy Fall, y'all (yinz).

Slept with my window cracked and it's the first solid sleep I've had in 2 weeks. Mother nature's cold embrace does the trick.

Turned on then immediately turned off the Penguins. Goodnight yeesh.

Delete your Twitter. Yes you. 🫵🏻

Drop a vampire.

Today is a good day to only spend money at local small businesses.

BRIAN

Let the record show that the Olivia Rodrigo Baja Blast is DELICIOUS

Another school shooting has left me a husk of a person. Spiraling cause I can't save every kid. Spiraling cause I'm so tired. Spiraling cause I'm unhappy with a lot of changes with my job. Spiraling cause it's my favorite time of year and I feel nothing.

Another wide awake since 3am night. I am so fucking tired you guys

Mario Lemieux is the greatest athlete in the history of Pittsburgh and it's not close.

NONE OF YOU should still be eating Chick-fil-A. The Cathy family continues to throw their money at evil shit. Fuck the overuse of glp-1 drugs but also fuck these billionaire hate mongers.

Sidney Crosby, that was absolutely nassssty

Pens announcers cursed tonight's game before it even started

When you have a nonstop busy 3 day weekend you should be awarded a free (and paid) Tuesday rest day.