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@miles-online.co.uk youtu.be/ZQyKKpbob54?... why can I not hear Pink Floyd's Breathe without hearing this bloody song.

Is there a way I can remove America from this thing? I'm in rural Italy and never felt so far from contemporary news about stuff which infuriates but barely affects me.

How can I make this app less bed wetty and more attuned to my personal brand of early 50s apathy, memes, titillation and technology? It used to be so much fun on twitter with Shipphams Paste and Crimer, one liners and observations, military fleet maintenance experts, breaking news by reactions.

Had my noise cancelling headphones in all morning on a blissful solo weekend. Took them off and sat in the garden to enjoy the sun and now I can hear drilling one side, a guy shouting at his computer over the back and a fucking podcast babbling away nearby.

Fuck, this is like cookie popups all over again.

You might be old but are you this old?

That's it, I'm burning the place down. Non volatile storage in phones is now called ROM. Fucksake.

nice day for a contract gap.

In the distance, trad jazz.

Mutual raised eyebrows with Billy Bragg on Oxford Street.

Went to Croydon. Fuck. This was the picturesque part.

Finding a plumber: 1985: Call Brian 1995: Open Yellow Pages, call Aasvogel Plumbing 2005: Search on Findmynearest. co. uk 2015: Google "good plumber in Oxford, UK" 2025: Search the whatsapp group chats and find your child's friends' parents' plumber

Your cat in the litter tray at 2am #france #eurovision

Where can I watch more swiss wedgie wrestling? #sweden #eurovision

And it's goodnight from me, ... #greece #eurovision

Flippin Eck #finland #eurovision

Thank you Claude, on behalf of all the fiftysomethings, for your old-fashioned melanphoric eurobanger. I would have totally bought your song once it had peaked at number 48 in 1979 & it finally had its corner snipped off for inclusion in my local Woolworths' half-price box. #Netherlands #Eurovision

Transfixed by Latvian pondweed catsuit ladies. #eurovision

Stairs from the Arndale centre in Poole c. 1982 #eurovision

Spain are slowly bringing nuclear back online after their big power outage on Monday. Must have been an awful lot of checklists involved.

"Sometimes you have to take medicine to fix something" "Vaccines?" "No, not like that"

Get the fuck out of my DMs, AI.

Just bought Now Dance 902 double cassette and about to be disappointed by the Soup Dragons

South Oxford gang signs

Kicking out time at Cheltenham Festival

I mean look at this shit. Oxford Mail is a clickbait generator about LTNs and murders which shows a GB News ragebait page when exiting their website, then has the cheek to claim it has journalistic standards. Absolutely fuck all the way off and when you get there keep fucking off some more.

It was shit anyway. Will have to get my news in a weekly digest from @oxfordclarion.bsky.social

Finally got to hear the end of level tune on my Samsung Oven. I prefer the preheat notification if I'm honest.

TP Link Tapo email: "Valentines prep starts now" Me: *unsubscribes instantly*

Very disappointed to go on Pinterest and discover half of the buildings and interiors are now AI slop. "Look at that cantilever, oh wait"

Been on the internet since 1993®

What is the point of this place without Libby Miller?

What's wrong babe, you've hardly touched your thoracic bedside lamp.

Bye, cunty billionaire, I cannot stomach any more.

Danny Devito shrine in the woods.

I have an abusive relationship with Mikrotik. I am considering upgrading from a RB960GPS to this RB5009 but I know it will just let me down with sprawling, conflicting documentation and unhelpful arrogant messageboards for support. Look at all those gigabits though.

Sascha Baron-Cohen's latest character?

I am awake and connected to the network

This ridiculous thing turned up at work today. I will never own one but I love it.

What sits on your shoulder and says "pieces of seven"? A parroty error