Chalkdustin Pedroia

Do not use Social Media™️ if you are allergic to Social Media™️

Don’t worry Rays fans, it’s not like nobody has ever come back to win a 7 game series after being down 3-0 before

Every actor taking money from Kalshi or Polymarket can fuck right off

I detest Manny Machado, but I just found out that he isn’t nominated for a Gold Glove at 3B and that is ridiculous

This says it all doesn’t it?

next weekend, my friends and i are once again participating in the out of the darkness walk to help end suicide this is a cause very near and dear to my heart, and any support means so much 🥹 link below if you’d like to share or donate 🫶 afspwalks.donordrive.com/participant/...

Just saw Maron live and it was fucking awesome

JB was my guy and this is it 100 percent

I’m “I like the music at LensCrafters™️” years old

Sand in my Mercury

Ashley Moody opposed extending the ACA tax credits that kept health coverage affordable for Florida families, then voted for the bill that cut Medicaid and put money back into the pockets of billionaires. Working people or billionaires. There’s only one side. I’ve picked mine.   #AngieForFlorida

If Phish wasn't forced into their heads by a weather cancellation Syracuse would have been the best show of Summer Tour

Thank you to the driver of this Ford Explorer for making my day.

Everybody in the pro-democracy movement should have Ilhan Omar’s back.

*faints*

The racist War on Drugs devastated our communities, and we won’t go back. Vote NO on 8 to keep marijuana legal Massachusetts and protect racial & economic justice.

What in the actual fuck

Don’t Woo in the Hey Hole

Lawdamercy Respectfully

And for real, older people who understood before I did, urged me to not vote third party in the 2000 election. They were right and we are still paying the price today. If you want a viable third party, join the day after the election and do the work to help build it up

Oh, so Matthew McConaughey's a fucking idiot.

MLB needs to get rid of the salary cap so the big market teams can compete with the Tampa Bays and Milwaukees

I love the Movie Theater Experience™️ but I would pay good money to see You Can See Everything in my home right now

Relevant

Endlessly texting ‘End’ to end and ‘Stop’ to stop but seemingly nothing ending or stopping

Did you guys know that a woman was found wrapped in chains and dumped in the Mississippi River?

thanks @chrislhayes.bsky.social 🙌

My family is learning that buying Halloween Candy three weeks before Halloween does not guarantee that there will be candy in the house by Halloween

More like Ian See-less amirite?

More of this please

This is Tommy. Tommy had a question about my allegiances. Listen to the end to hear about his.

With is the only solution

I just found out that my waist size is much larger than I thought it was due to something called "vanity sizing" in men's clothing.

Dodgers fans, it's going to be ok. It's possible to come back from 3-0 in a 7 games series.

read that sentence. it is a description of political persecution. anyone giving this the time of day as a serious legal case is a fool.

Hinge but for a Handyman

This headline and the thrust of this article is bullshit. She is a naturalized US Citizen. Framing it in this way is at best misleading, at worst propaganda. Call it what it is: Weaponization of the DOJ against a political adversary. It is exactly what the Republicans said Democrats would do.

Just wanna see something 🙃

Look, you saw what Venable had to work with, pitching-wise. That’s a 2-pack-a-day minimum

When Phish plays Everything’s Right…

being on bluesky

UNEARTHED: Ken Paxton caught on video partying with fugitives in Dubai. The fugitives were charged with healthcare fraud and helped bankroll Paxton’s campaign.

BBFCFM!

This Disease is diseasing pretty good

Since Time Immemorial

This Caspian is proof that song choice is of little consequence if Phish is good