Pan-dimensional oligarch eater 🐙🎃

the tech industry is about to invent books

i know i shouldn't be surprised by this but it's crazy this dude still has a career after being outed as a rapist. like just totally faded the allegations without even denying it and trucked on

Kacey Musgraves performing …..You know, I honestly don’t know

Its wild they keep trying to pretend billionairs are job creators when anytime I see a billionaire interviewed most of what they talk about is how ai is going to do all the jobs.

I beat Sekiro!!

I let Tinder harvest my data and all I got was a humiliatingly empty inbox and the slow grinding erosion of confidence in my desirability.

Every single senator has killed more people than any random guy from your city doing 25 to life, they just get to do it in a way we have all agreed makes it not real for some reason. We're governed by serial killers!! www.welcometohellworld.com/the-rube-gol...

Baby Junco in my flower basket, just hatched hasn't even opened its eyes. To tiny to chirp.

Friendly reminder that Elden Ring has 136 more spells than the wizard school game.

By the end of the decade they won't even call it Magic anymore it will just be "The Gathering"

“Why aren’t college students protesting” stories are almost always wrong (they are protesting), omit crucial context (they were brutally punished for protesting before), and somehow suggest that 19 yr olds have more moral responsibility than elected officials three times their age

Says the man with the Charmin soft hands.

Cruz went to Harvard and Princeton

Neurosis killed Chuck Norris

We truly live in Omelas

When a sitting representative refers to the Super Bowl halftime show as “pornography,” people should use that to reflect on how they and other representatives are simultaneously working to ban, censor, and restrict “pornography” and what that actually means

We've really jumped the shark with the peace prize. The world's stalest joke on the worlds biggest stage.

Cursed with a heart that only wants that which hurts it the most.

Elon: we equipped Optimus with a breathalyzer in its crotch so if you want to drink text your ex you will need to give Optimus a blow job.

You love to see it.

I dont agree with the deployment in any way, but I can't be the only one who would rather see the national guard cleaning litter than paratrooping into foreign lands to bring death and destruction.

Trump suggests he's changing the name the US Department of Defence to the US Department of War: "It just sounds better... Defence? I don't want to be defence only... We want offence too. As Department of War, we won everything. And I think we're going to have to go back to that."

once again I will remind people that the structure of unions and labor relations we have in this country was a compromise because the alternative involved firebombing the houses of the executives

Not today Satan, but I got three days off weekend after next.

I found a floor tom at a yard sale for $5! The dog is not impressed.

Look, man, if you saw a swastika in our waffle, that's on you.

At least the seeds of our replacements are down there living their best life.

Breaking news: EPA director declares smog refreshing and healthy. Stating "we can no longer stand by and let the clean air lobby demonize innocent carcinogens"

Kirsti Noem's ultimate vision for FEMA, disaster victims are the nuisance pet, and FEMA is the gun.

Bike rides at dusk rule. Pink orange skies. The cool breeze cruising down a hill. Sometimes, you even get to see bats and owls! A welcome break from the mundane horrors of our crumbling society.

this is the best single-image encapsulation of how modern conservatism works

Interview with a community member who was maced by departing DHS agents in Macarthur Park

New shirt from @roryblank.bsky.social just came in the mail. With another new shirt I got at Punk in the Park this weekend. Im picking up a theme.

They should have stormed the stage and tar and feathered her ass.

Why did he report this? Was he hoping God would send bears to devour the children?

Baby Billy's Bible Bonkers

But not any kinky shit strictly missionary. No cuddling after.

Some days you come home from work, water your plants, take a look at the world and realize there is nothing to do about it but take your pants off and play bass.

The trick is to play so fast that it becomes a slow drone.

I think I'm going to drink a cider in the shower.

Very few places in the world make me feel as misanthropic and homicidal as a Costco parking lot.

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