mr. dink

I just got off the horn with The Murph and we’ve finally dropped the definitive map of #NewJersey regions, which is 100% official and was definitely not made by me in MS Paint. Looking forward to feedback in the replies! 👇

A-. Getting over a cold so easing back in. Started getting into the zone at the end but ran out of time. Never enough time. #gymsky

Jay-Z right now

Happy #SportsEquinox to all who celebrate

Thrilled to report that I am watching and enjoying a second Philadelphia 76ers basketball game this week

Meta Business Portfolios are the bane of my existence

A-. #gymsky

Not ideal. Lurie needs to fire the entire medical team.

Alrighty well Sixers are back tomorrow baby!

A+. #gymsky

A+. #gymsky

A. Made up for the other day’s mediocre incline press.

A. #gymsky

Stopped smoking weed on weeknights and it’s completely changed my life

Lmao why am I getting this as a targeted ad? I guess I do love being hydrated.

The family behind us brought two ten year old children to this screening of Primetime. That’s quite a decision.

A-. Too wiped for incline today. #gymsky

A+ if you combine yesterday and today into one back and biceps day. #gymsky

B+. Did split squats for the first time in like two months. Won’t be able to walk for three days. #gymsky

B. #gymsky

Cmon Alexa read the room.

Gonna need Nathan Fielder to get to the bottom of this FlyDubai situation.

Tough week to be both an Eagles and a Red Sox fan.

Just meant to order a burger and onion rings and I accidentally ordered two orders of onion rings AMA

Blubaugh

A story about karma in two parts.

As an Eagles and Red Sox fan this has been a rough week. I’m being told it’s still only Tuesday.

I’m finally sitting Drake Maye next week so naturally he’s about to ball out.

#GoSox

This is some BULLSHIT. The Red Sox and Cubs moved our game to fucking Tampa and the Yankees are being rewarded with an extra day of rest before Game 1 of the ALWC?

B+. Took two days but we finished back and biceps. #gymsky

HOT TAKE: The McDonalds Filet o Fish is the greatest fast food item ever made.

A. #gymsky

Waivers are so thin in this 14 team league I’m just leaving an empty spot on this roster with claims in for Tank Bigsby and Najee Harris. 🤮

A-? Crushed shoulders today though. #gymsky

Took a half a xanny still can’t sleep AMA

There was a Jeopardy clue the other day about Darkwing Duck and my wife said “I’m kind of surprised you don’t reference that show more often it seems like you would” and it was lowkey one of the greatest compliments she’s ever given me.

A. #gymsky

IMPORTANT FRODO UPDATE: HE IS AN ANGEL

Love having Puka in both a dynasty league and a 14 team keeper league so my pivot on Monday night will be either Konata Mumpfield or Darnell Mooney.