New Millennium Cyanide Biden

X is down and you're laughing. There are 400 H1B workers being beaten with an extension cord by Musk and you're laughing.

Spending Christmas the old fashioned way: listening to Southern Comfort by Burial in one ear while the rest of the family talks

What is a leppo

First thing I did on here was mute George Takei. I wonder if he's still paying like 4 people to make posts for him like he was on Twitter for years.

I feel like I hear about a new Trump acorn-moistener every 2 weeks

I have 900 gym memberships

Wow so both sites are just pretty bad huh

The grim specter of seeing experiments in living room furnishings being abandoned by the apartment complex dumpster

The last 20 years of America has been Boomers throwing themselves the biggest going away party of all time

Eagerly anticipating my upcoming designation as "guy who is making this place worse"

I have followed 800 people from Twitter using a script that definitely stole my bsky login, so watch this space!