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For Americans listening to England chants tonight… paedophile is pronounced “pee” dophile in the UK #wc26

Artist: Octo https://b3ta.com/board/11427849 From the 'CITV' challenge https://b3ta.com/challenge/citv/popular/ #CITV

I think Iran should rename one of its missiles “Bonespur” . Let’s see that on CNN . “Five Bonespurs intercepted”

Idea for programme “Side Hustle” with @deborahmeaden.bsky.social Deborah visits people who have websites, small businesses on the side. How much do they make, what challenges do they face. *puts down Alan Partridge dictaphone*

When I was a kid we sang “do der do da do, inspect your maggot. Grow maggot grow” to the tune of Inspector Gadget. Good to hear “Peppa Pig. Stepped on a wire, fell into a fire, bacon strips” at my kid’s school. Puerile poetry lives on

An elderly neighbour just got a scam call and the scammers knew her cheque numbers. I think Santander’s hack (which was apparently not UK customers) is indeed UK customers. Beware calls from Bulgaria & Lithuania

No one's ever made a jelly in the shape of Donald Trump before so I feel like I'm setting a really bad president.

@iandunt.bsky.social I got chatGPT to run the maths, these new tariffs are 0.09 Brexit (the SI unit for economic damage)

Look kid, don’t ask me how my phone knows the clocks changed unless you want a long talk about GPS and how Arthur C Clarke predicted geostationary orbit. Don’t care if you’re 7

Thousands of people are ditching Tesla. Here’s one of them with a message you can see from space. Location: Black Rock Sands, Wales, UK Led By Donkeys is 100% funded by small donations.

My daughter (7) watching Ben and Holly (it’s got elves and fairies in) - Fairies and elves aren’t real are they? Me: no. Her: Except the tooth fairy and Santa’s elves? Me: ah, er…

@mrjamesob.bsky.social so after listening to your podcast with Graeme Park, I just have given this a go soundcloud.com/paul-mcfall/... - excellent. Bit before my time but nice to hear DJs actually mixing and there was a lot more hip hop than expected

Every now and again, the straights of Gibraltar close up and the Med evaporates, then floods. The animals move north from Africa, then get trapped on islands, producing… dwarf elephants en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dwarf_e...

You are more likely to be gay if you have an older brother. Apparently it’s linked to the mother’s immune response en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fratern... Ok that’s it for my random science facts for now!

Walruses have harems and so the males fight and the female pick the top one. So male walruses are big and females small. Albatrosses mate for life, so are the same size. Humans… nearly the same size en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sexual_...

In a species, if the female “goes for it” with lots of males, then it’s best for males to “flood the area” . So chimps have massive balls and gorillas don’t. Humans? Quite small, stay classy ladies

In the Dominican Republic there are kids that are born with no penis, but get one at puberty en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/G%C3%BC... some cultures class them as a third gender

Put Naan bread in the toaster #lifehack you’re welcome!