rabbit

where do i see myself in 5 minutes

backshots fall on the just and unjust alike

top 5 destinations to wear my new bomb vest

i'm an evil little fucking guy and you can tell cause im wearing a hood and u cant see my face at all except for my glowing little beady eyes

a bird in the hand is worth like idk maybe half (?) a bird on the dinner table

we all cum the same color

your innermost secret thoughts kept just between you, God, your therapist, three or four close friends, your priest, and maybe a few thousand people you kinda know online

it's okay man there are plenty of other dishes in the sink

blessed to know i'll die doing what i love. Dying.

got scared watching the sunrise because the clouds were moving too fast. God is telling me to start an anxiety medication

yeah i watch a lot of pervert movies made for perverts but i watch them in an intellectual way. it's called jouissance. i am contemplating. how heavily i may or may not be breathing is not relevant

making my Halloween plans and need to pick between clubbing or roadtripping with semistrangers to go eat dirt in the woods with pagans cultists. Tough one tbch

Satan's in my DMs saying "haha noo don't rebuke me ur so sexy 🥹"

the urge to fuck on it silly style is a creative urge also

rarely have felt more seen

saw You Can See Everything last night and was consumed with a profound sense of guilt and revulsion towards myself and the rest of the audience for participating in and being complicit with such voyueristic lolcowification of clearly mentally unwell individuals. I think it is a really good film.

wretched sniveling rat winter

you've made your bed now curl up and get cozy in it. i'll fix you some tea. Mwah

been seeing a sharp increase in both masonic graffiti and also anti-masonic graffiti (mostly calling them pedophiles) there are dimensions of spiritual warfare unfolding invisible to all but God's most schizophrenic children

Everyone's A Rapist and No One's Raping

"let's grab a drink soon" is just an alcoholic's way to say "we should do coffee sometime" except they're an alcoholic so you actually will go grab drinks together soon

"incontrovertible fact" idk bro i do love to controvert

sometimes i feel envious when i look at roadkill

if you start feeling anxious try vivisecting a twink in your mind palace as a calming exercise

we're playing a game of cat and mouse except actually there's no mouse and we are both cats. Meow.

nerds are always fighting about whether the tau are 40k's 'good guys' or an evil repressive caste system or whatever and i'm here to tell you there is only one morally good, justified, vindicated faction in 40k and that is the exodites

the agony knowing that it's heresy to make a deal with God and the desperate hope that Kate Bush has repented and guarded her mortal soul against damnation

i'm circling over your head like a guardian angel or maybe a carrion bird

i believe in second chances

i would take a cup of kindness yet for all sorts of reasons

stuffing explosives up my butt so i can feel like the truck from sorcerer

love when organizers say "we've got to get organized!" and you ask if they wanna get involved with ice watch groups or ma or collaborate with any community spaces or projects and they say "no by organize i mean join my org where we discuss city council and draft a letter every 6 months" okayyyy king

it's always two really smart beautiful and kind hearted women sitting around telling each other 'exactlyyyy'

chicken-fried panacea

When you start a small business they carve your name into a bullet

I need someone to put me in a burlap sack and slam it against the wall until it stops wriggling