Colonel ⭕️olong

CT scan for brain bleed or broken bones in the face was negative, but my L1 and L2 vertebral wings on the left side are broken. Between the broken bones and the previously ruptured discs, that’s all the Ls in my spine.

I was at a friend’s house tonight, and her ex broke into the house while I was there. I tossed him into a table and hope I at least broke one of his ribs. If I hadn’t been here he would’ve taken it out on her. Anyway, this is what I look like when I need stitches and murder is on my mind.

A license plate my friend saw on her way home from work last night:

My Absolute https://www.wikiart.org/en/max-ernst/my-absolute-1934

Mask of Fear http://www.moma.org/collection/works/80410

Hmmm, I seem to remember bullshit like this from other “transformative” industries over the decades.

I hate this administration and everyone enabling it with every fiber of my being.

Pay them $25,000,000 and they’ll blow tin whistles.

BREAKING: Supreme Court won't let Trump restrict access to gender-affirming care for transgender inmates in federal prisons

I say this with care: "cow farts" is not an EPA-recognized emissions source category. The correct category is enteric fermentation. The correct exit pathway is oral eructation — colloquially, belching. Have a good day.

Fkn dril, man. I’m dying.

I have a niece who is very successful in business leadership circles, and I’m sorry, but if you need outsiders to come in a few times a year to tell you you’re doing great and everything’s great, 1) How happy are you? 2) No really? I wish sometimes I could rah rah this bullshit, but I just can’t.

When is Pancakes House?

They only sold 1,000 of them and now the Milwaukee Brewers can’t find decent seats for 1000 die-hard fans. If American Family Field were anywhere else in the world it would be in flames rn.

Starlink is a national security risk.

I’ll never understand men like this.

When a partner demands 100% understanding of everything they’ve been through at all times, but can’t extend someone with comparable mental health issues the same understanding when they are going through the most disruptive experience of your adult life for 3 months, you might be mismatched.

This PSG-Barcelona match is drunk. Go home!

PSG are truly an incredible club.

Just realized I’ve been so bummed about losing my soccer buddy that I haven’t been able to enjoy soccer since August. Glad that’s over.

I’m a white, cis-het, Christian (could be anything really, but a blend of esoteric Buddhism and progressive Lutheranism for sure) guy, and the only people who have fucked with my life are white, cis-het Christian men. No person of color or woman has ever made my life worse. Vote accordingly.

Just catching up on Champions League from today and is Barcelona’s academy bottomless? They’re starting FOUR teenagers against PSG. Jeepers.

Noam Chomsky turned out to be a piece of shit, but he was right about the GOP playbook: 1) Tell people government is failing you 2) Defund said government 3) Point and say “See? Told you!” 4) Repeat, ad nauseum, until we’re here. Fuck all this.

First principles begin as thus: There are things you cannot change. Recognizing that permits growth.

You know the flavor, watch, your behavior’s cool I’m off to Handsome Boy Modeling School And you best believe I got a locker full of vodka and Backwoods

Not the type that will soil my women I just take em to the crib so they can soil my linens music.apple.com/us/album/its...

The Vivek Ramaswamy ads are peak misogyny. Sadly very unsurprisingly.

No matter where I live, forever my Congresswoman. Proud to have been your constituent, proud to be in your corner, always.

“And I know where I am because THAT is my milk!”

And so, once again, time to resign myself to reality and move on. Took longer than I’d hoped, but it is what it is.

Going out with a high school buddy and his sister on a Sunday night. Who even am I?

God is short for Godney.

Hi @mcuban.bsky.social Just wanted to let you know that the Cost Plus chatbot sucks.

A Sarah Palmer is 10 cigarettes, 10 nickels, and a Bloody Mary in a pint glass.

Tresoldi will be getting huge offers. This is the best Club Brugge side in my 6 years of closely following the Jupiler League. Mechele and Vanaken have been the core of a team seeing young, talented players come and go. Sommer replacing Mignolet is a definite upgrade. Remarkable little club.

Jann Sommer holy shit x2.

Watching Champions League replays and Jann Sommer playing against the team he played for last year is causing space-time fabric issues for me.

The Apples in Stereo version of Energy was just on in the store, prompting my associates to say “Wow, we didn’t know you were such a fan of The Apples in Stereo!”

Seeds are just plant eggs, so go ahead, try making a sunflower seed omelet and get back to me.

TOTAL REGRESSION!!!

I’m still hopelessly in love and for the first time in decades am not looking at a breakup as an opportunity. I need to be kicked in the head by an ungulate.