The Name’s Nutz. Neil Nutz.

🎶 WHEN YOU ‘AV NORSYAR! ‘ARTBURN! INDEGESTYUUUUUN! UPSET STOMOCH! DIORRHEORRRR-ORR! 🎶

This, from our AI community chat email at work, is why I just jump straight to the “for a quick change” solution before anything else.

Hey, wait a minute….

“….Needless to say, I had the last laugh. Now fuck off!”

Bluesky has four kinds of users

Add "between my legs" to a movie title Fanny Between My Legs

So, the fella who chooses the performer for the Super Bowl half time show has chosen the performer for this years half time show at the Super Bowl. And it’s…. The fella who chooses the performer for the Super Bowl half time show. Any guests will not be a surprise. Yawn.

Slow Horses - Jee. Zus. Continues to amaze.

Monday

Dark not long after 5pm. Get that fooking tree up.

This is for active who knows anyone - friends, children - who wants to game but feels like they physically can’t. Also, it’s hosted by a very very very very very very very very very nice mutual.

Clocks go back tonight. Get that fooking tree up.

Bobby DARVO

That was very much a cliche game. I would much rather lose 5-1 going for it like we did tonight, than lose by any score parking the bus and not daring to move out of our half. Too many people telling me I should be embarrassed by tonight. Far from it. We’re still looking good to stay up #bwfc

Abandon the game. That looks dangerous #bwfc

Got punished with that goal. But we’ve still created chances we should be putting away against what is, by some distance, the best team we’ve played against this season #bwfc

88 more minutes of this. Oof…. Sometimes you need to admit you’re up against a much, much better team than you, and it’s showing already #bwfc

Fucken wimdy with this Storm Cold Steve Austen blowing through tonight

“So, what are you going to spend the prize money on if you win the jackpot?” “We’re on Pointless, Alexander. It won’t even cover the fucking bus fare home. Right prick.”

Taxi back to Brussels station. Driver has got a four track CD playing. The Power Of Love by Jennifer Rush Nothing Gonna Change My Love For You by Glenn Madeiracake Endless Love by Bill Medley and Jennifer Warnes Some Sheeran Guff Played on a loop. Is he serving a punishment from a disciplinary?

RIP Ross Kemp #CelebrityTraitors

RIP Ross Kemp #TheTraitors

I don’t care how old this is, I’m howling at it

Forgot to bring my belt with me

My son saw an advert for this abomination over the weekend and he said to me “who let that twat back on the telly?” He’s 15.

Off to Belgium today. Giz a shout if you want some foreign sweets, some extravagant beer or a Smurf

Shit, concerning scenes from the Bears-Falcons game. Player down for about ten minutes now….

‘Mon the bull

What do you call a group of racist scientists? The Potassium Potassium Potassium

You don’t say…..

SHOULD’VE HAD THAT FOOKING TREE UP IN AUGUST

1am, just got back after roadworks and stress and diversions on every road I needed. Having a very well deserved glass of wine in honour of an unbelievable result, a world class goal and a world class save #bwfc

Light show #bwfc

FUCK MY OLD BOOTS, IT’S HIM IN THE POPTARTY FLESH!!!!

Did Crofty just say “Glory Hole”?!?!??? #f1

Having to stream the game for reasons, but is anyone else having issues getting it up and running? Error messages all over the shop on any device #bwfc

Pierce Charles with possibly the best penalty save you’ll see in the West Ham v QPR game just now.

Banger. Flashbacks to the Ministry of Sound Annual #toto