Colin Shawhan, DDS

A phrase I hear frequently is, “I hate the dentist.” Try that with another professional. “I hate judges!” Good luck with that.

What other country has an Electoral College? Anyone? Bueller?

I was informed, “That takes ball,” recently when wearing my anti-fascist t shirt. You’re right, it does. It will take balls for us to put a stop to this shit. And we will.

Modern Hippocratic Oath: I will make you immortal for free, and everything wrong with you is my fault.

NBA Playoffs so far (streaming live): Mustache twirling billionaire class vs me 106/3 So far they are winning by a lot!

I am starting to warm up to the idea of guillotines, only now we have taller buildings. The modern answer? A trip to the roof and a good shove. Bye! (Clear the street first, of course, so no innocent citizens get hurt.)

USA and Israel expect secular democratic regime change for others, how about ourselves?

If you chicken out and claim to win the fight? You might be a narcissist.

What the OKC Thunder needs is a couple more guys named Williams.

Was semi-jamming to the Tulsa rock station yesterday when, “Dude Looks Like a Lady,” No. Fuck that. Fuck Aerosmith. Theoretically, they kinda look like ladies. Fuck that band, song, and the station for playing it.

In a quantum mechanical anomaly, Ayatollah Khomeini is simultaneously alive and dead, according to different observers.

Just saw a guy with a t-shirt that read, “One nation under God since 1776” Bullshit! That was 1954, you jackass.

What the Trump 2015 escalator looks like now. ☹️

Opening ceremonies got a bit METAL!!!

[AI Prompt]: Explain the societal risks and potential downsides of Artificial Intelligence [ChatGPT]: I’ll be back…

I am not worried about AI. Ordinary human stupidity will be the death of us.

We have found our next Health Secretary

When is Trump’s Federal trial?

Okay folks. It’s time to oust the dictator and run the country ourselves, “for now.” Who’s with me?

Stink Pinky with Bat’s Wings. Happy Saturday!

They’ve been promising the End Times for a while now. What the fuck are they waiting for?

This just in: Request to, “write, ‘We Didn’t Start the Fire’ for the Trump era’ crashes ChatGPT. Servers down for the foreseeable future.

Ever since I listened to 90’s Grunge I have always wanted to allegiate my condensation.

Calls to OK suicide hotline down 36% since Christian Right lunatic Ryan Walters resigned.

“Smooth Criminal” is a classic. Michael Jackson really leaned into his performance on that one.

Lunch?

Three things about the hurricane: 1) This is the new normal 2) This is Climate Change 3) The Fascist GOP is Lying (surprise)

Pros and Cons of the Trump Regime: Pros.. making a lot of new friends at protests against the Trump Regime. Cons.. the whole damn team. Every fucking one of them.

United Stutterers Association has backed JD Vance for President. “He sofa fucking good.” 👍🏽

The Turtles, “Happy Together” would make a great metal cover 🤘 Random thought. If it already exists, cool, because it should.

Diddy gets four years? C’mon Donald! I thought he’d be Secretary of Something by now. You’re disappointing me here.

It’s heartwarming how everyone came to Stephen Colbert’s defense.. wait?

For 24 years a potential terrorist who decides to crash an airplane into a building finds out, “Geez, it’s really tough to gain access to a jet!” The same should be true of guns.

A gun license should be hard to get. If you are a conscientious hunter and you honestly want to pursue that interest, well? Get the license and maintain it annually. Allow the licensing body to track what guns you have and regulate their storage. If you go crazy? Bye bye guns. Period.

This might make a fun series; single panel cartoons featuring children’s story protagonists struggling with mental illness.

If we had sane gun control Charlie Kirk might still be alive.

I was studying to become a veterinary chiropractor, but I had to press paws.

How about a deduction on my taxes for these fucking tariffs? I know, technically there isn’t such a deduction available. What if we all claim it anyway?

With all the abysmal shit Metallica has done for the past 30 years, I am surprised we haven’t heard “One Two”

The NRA buys off Congress. No action on guns. The oil industry buys off Congress. No action on climate. Insurance companies buy off Congress. No action on health care. The list goes on and on. Money in politics is the root of our dysfunction.

We received the monthly Catholic magazine we can’t get rid of. Not ONE DAMN WORD about the neofascist takeover of our country, nor the concentration camps we are building for brown people, nor the convicted felon we elected President. Sound familiar? Too familiar. They were silent in 1939 as well.

It was good to be free of “the orange one” for a week. Why the hell would anyone want to live in an authoritarian hellscape? I don’t.

I am frustrated with Americans. We elect this asshole who now has, like, 30% approval on a good day. Vote correctly in the first place, or simply don’t vote if you’re that stupid.

Writing “We Didn’t Start the Fire” in 2025: ChatGPT - list shit that happened in the past fifty years Add corny chorus and go…

Isn’t it ironic that the regime is pushing regulation on artificial food dyes, like the ones Frito-Lay uses in Cheetos. I wonder if the orange man’s makeup is petroleum based?

I guess that we’ll meet in the end. Goodbye, friend.

Pride Pup!

Tonight you will hear a simulation of the last time we ousted an unjust king. Remember that we don’t do kings in America. #resist

MAGA hats are hate speech.

Republican is the antithesis of moral. Shame on all of them.