cole

cole

@cole1.bsky.social

existing la vida loca

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cole
@cole1.bsky.social

went down a rabbit hole of googling harry kane’s brother who was with him last night and refer to as an agent. and i love how he turns up to work in a suit with one client (his brother) on his books

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

spent the day pneumoniamaxxing on a cold and rainy football pitch for the kids football camp that i was expecting to leave them at so that i can work

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

(first person ever to wear socks) “im so crazy, an absolute loose cannon, look at me im a psycho, problematic even”

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

watching man city score after being massive cry-bullies and now start dominating a game, all while nothing is being done about their alleged cheating, makes a massive mockery of football

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

the emudhra security keys thing is a lot more common than you think, i've been on loads of calls through the years where someone on a screenshare session has had a breakglass password on a post-it note on screen or pasted it into the chat

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

"hacking" is a weird concept nowadays because it still happens, but its probably easier to simply be given the keys to the kingdom by idiots

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

i think they should all dress like this so we know where we stand

Dave Vetter@davidrvetter.bsky.social

Currently wondering what message the UK govt thought it was sending by dressing up the Minister for Net Zero in a literal Shell logo.

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

there’s a guy by me who’s wrapped his narrowboat in foil to keep it warm in winter and as soon as it’s not 20 degrees in winter anymore he’ll be living the dream

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

we should increase our day rates at work and add “scary” in front of each line on our timesheets like everywhere where you try to buy something this time of year

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

looping back to the flying tesla, i like the idea of an electric car requiring hundreds of thousands of pounds worth of jetfuel for its engines to operate

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

whenever i see these people who's entire personality is "(moan) DEI! (moan)", they never 'debate' wheelchair ramps or braille signage. it'd be easier for everyone if they just said "brown people" with their chests, the cowards

Adam Rutherford@adamrutherford.bsky.social

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cole
@cole1.bsky.social

and like a few years back pre social media, if you said hateful stuff about a physical attribute, to a person with that physical attribute, they should be entitled to and celebrated for punching you up

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

weirding people in the office out by immediately sniffing my hand doing a judgement face after shaking hands with them

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

im not sure that waiting for a post to post on bluesky app is worth it. it’s as if the devs have decided to provide the worst user experience possible as a feature

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

cars taking their own lives en masse because they’re made by the most embarrassing man on earth’s company

Matt Novak@paleofuture.bsky.social

sentient

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

bit of a kids football rant an observation is that there are a lot of private school kids playing high level kids football, paying loads for 121 sessions all week. which most normal kids cant keep up with somehow some of the kids who just have a ball and a wall are at the same level though

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

this might become a new future problem at some point. because there's money to be made in coaching 1-2-1 sessions, theyre like £40 per kid per hour. accessibility of this kind of coaching, that used to be voluntary, is gonna be a problem

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

thought we'd book the local pub or toby carvery type place for xmas dinner to save a bit of prep and fuckinell there is no way im paying £125 per person for a sunday roast lads, grow up

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

realistic terminator film ending: arnold asks an ai to find a file in onedrive and the ai destroys itself and everything else with frustration

cole
@cole1.bsky.social

me: looking forward to 3d printing this later greggs cashier: me: greggs cashier: me: with my butt