David T. Cole

Dozens of your paint chip people suggestions have been added to the world's greatest paint chip people resource. cole.fyi/paint-chip-p...

There’s body horror gross and then there’s stepping on a sealed yet liquified sleeve of Ritz crackers under the sketchy overpass gross.

I am 115% farts.

Thanks @damonsilver.bsky.social!

I’m pressed for time so this is leftover Kraft Dinner and dal. It’s a subcontinental beef-a-roni and it’s awesome?!

Updated with exciting new sorting tech! Don't settle for just an alphabetized list of people with paint chip names, DEMAND to sort by color too. cole.fyi/paint-chip-p...

I’m not sure Crystal Lake is a necessary show but kudos to the foley artist for the gurgling in the diner kitchen scene. Jesus.

The community coming together for another dangerous socialist project in Texas.

After our Joel McHale-heavy TV hosting Game Time, everyone on the Discord started renaming themselves "Joel McHale" and it's chaos.

Finished Below last night. That last shot made no sense. Was that supposed to be foreboding? The things that are common in that part of the world are in that part of the world? The ending obviously should have been the return of the food freezer scamp.

Paint Chip People.

I only wish my parents were still alive to see this day.

They should call it.... Girls II.

@thefienprint.bsky.social Thinking of you.

Lemons are Failure Limes.

I've been working on a Safari extension because I hate your site's favicon so much. It's called FavIconic and it lets you set a custom favicon for any site and then it fights against the 20 different ways Safari constantly tries to lose the favicon in the dryer or whatever the hell keeps happening.

Give it up for Chase & Sanborn.

The Unbearable Lightness Of Being John Malkovich

Me trying to get snacks when my hands are full.

The fancy well-designed website / The mailing list page.

New stickers arrived.

A porn star named Duress.

Fun Game Time courtesy of Drydendon on this week's @extrahotgreat.com. I over redacted the tiebreaker a wee bit.

I like my showers like I like my Vasquez Rocks at high noon: long, hot and with the occasional Gorn fight.

S O L I N C O I T O R S

Physical Therapy Customer Service: Just log in to our patient portal and you can see your pre-visit forms, authorizations, etc. The patient portal:

Everybody loves queso.

Toy Story 6. 📸: David T. Cole

Working, building, never stopping, never sleeping Working, making, half for selling, half for keeping med.stanford.edu/news/all-new...

Excited for all of you EHG Club members to discover the episode of Space: 1999 about a galactic super-intelligence that just never stops ejaculating.

My coffee shop has new drinks. I wish I could have heard the owner trying to explain this to his employees who definitely were not alive when this album came out. I also heard an order for “a hot baby with oat.”

#1 iPhone Duo app on launch.

Stoned at the vet.

"With the leftovers, we make queso mac and cheese (just this and cavatappi) and it's amazing and so bad for you."

I just made perfect roasted tomatoes. A dump truck just pulled up and unloaded a driveway-worth of trophies.

You have recently died.

Randy Quaid.