Colcon

Yes

Sark is such a gaddamn fraud

Texas will not win a national championship until it has an official airline partner that’s not American Airlines

Men in Black is somehow always on, not that I’m complaining

The golf tournament AI slop is so bad

Did not expect them to both run straight into a wall and die. We should do more of that with these things

Fuck I’m the commander of 1st Airborne at Arnhem. I’m gonna die

“You have the mouth of an 18 year old.” I was 14.

i bring a sort of ‘i fear neither pain nor death’ energy to the pedestrian/driver interaction that drivers don’t really like

1. A&M 2. Florida 3. OU 4. Auburn 5. Georgia Tech

Is this David Mitchell

Ah shit I found a new favorite beer this year and it’s Belgian

Really should be V-J and V-E days

"Republicans blocked a law to keep your taxpayer money from going to convicted pedophiles"

Time to [redacted] another ceo, they’re getting too high and mighty

$56.25 (plus fees) for the 5,625 days since Texas A&M last beat Texas in football. Poor Aggies. @edsbs.bsky.social

Vegas

West Palm Beach to San Antonio and I drove all but 2 hours of it

24 more points for Texas over A&M in the 2025 game. Fuck ‘em

Unrelatedly thinking about Mussolini

@surber.bsky.social Hey Surber, is there an episode of Hand in the dirt you’d recommend to a first time listener?

@alexkirshner.com something I’d love to hear from you or Richard, how much say does a head coach have over specific play calls? Like did Kirby have to agree to throw on 3rd and goal or is he just trusting Bobo to do what he thinks is best?

Fire Mike Bobo right now

Thinkin bout how Mike Bobo needs to run the damn ball

I can’t emphasize enough how much you need to watch this until the end

Mike Bobo back on his dumbass bullshit

Just picked up a frozen turkey breast from the number 1 BBQ spot in Texas. I’m so excited for Thursday

@milesintransit.com @jeremyzorek.bsky.social PRT!

Fire Glenn Schumann

It’s a blessing of unicorns in New Braunfels.

@celebrityhottub.bsky.social @rodger.bsky.social Re: Today’s Podcast. It’s purely anecdotal but it feels like NFL kickers are not just making more long kicks, they’re making them dead center and with room to spare on almost all the 50+ yarders. There’s not even the suspense of “is it close?!”

Rosa Parks eating Little Caesars

The Jimbo Fisher era

The missing piece of this viral post is that the Texas officials are lying and deflecting blame. The NWS, hobbled as it is, issued an accurate flood watch for Kerr County the evening before and accurate escalating warnings overnight as the flood was developing.

@stevengodfrey.bsky.social hey Steven, I’m the one who asked about getting over the girl. Thanks for taking the time to answer it, I appreciate it.

Georgia’s schedule is ass this year. Marshall, Austin Peay, Charlotte 🤮

Saw a Queen

happy saint patrick's day everyone

@stevenomadic.bsky.social Hey Steve! Are y’all hiring for any of the non-flying jobs?

Wear your seatbelts. Follow instructions of the flight attendants. It will save lives

An airline had to apologize after a picture was tweeted showing a plane being shoved into this body part.

Checked off a stadium before tonight’s @shutdownfullcast.bsky.social and @splitzoneduo.com show.

I’m gonna do something drastic

Ball game

Bobo sucks so much

Jennings is asssss

@amandamull.bsky.social hey! Do you have any good bagel recs in Midtown?

Philly

Arian Smith makes me so mad