codesloth.bsky.social

been getting my news from r/fauxmoi recently. should i kms?

You gotta love how Google categorizes movies now

great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...

nobody says c c c c combo breaker anymore and that’s sad

people who own guns love to say i could’ve shot them

i think it’s awesome that you can search anything on this app and you will get furry porn front and center

im in hell!!!!

Today I’m thinking about 30 Rocks episode about how celebrities always die in groups of 3

you will truly find the stupidest people in instagram comments

It’s actually so funny that they are putting a curtain up do you can’t see them remove his name from the Kennedy center. What a fragile ego

This place absolutely does not have the sauce but it’s like how a nicotine pouch doesn’t have the sauce of a cigarette for someone who’s trying to get off social media

Oh so not everyone has that moral guilt when they order DoorDash once every 2 months

hammers are the future, that’s why i propose we give every student a hammer

huh, did Bluesky give up on “age assurance”? I never handed over my info but have access to DMs again

what’s a burger for when your sorta sad?

I like telling my white collar coworkers shit like “This is the year I start smoking cigs”

guy who goes to adult writing class but uses chat gpt

There is no pretense anymore. They don’t need to manufacture consent.

why are any of you watching the State of the Union when you could be walking into a screening of Nirvanna: The Band The Show The Movie right now like I am

I just have to see everything on the internet and then I’ll be done

i will continue to not go to dunkin

I love you is what you say when you want to get off the phone with your dad

this shit doesn’t end with him dying

This impacts women’s ability to play sports than trans people existing

Je suis Jerome Powell

I wonder how tonight’s CBS Evening News reported today’s murder?

You really should no longer upload pictures of yourself online. you definitely shouldn’t be posting pictures of any children.

why don’t we see this type of pocket watching for CEOs?

There's a series of things (like the ballroom, Gulf of America) that we're going to have to *undo* the moment this guy is out of office. And yet I can already hear future Democrat presidents saying "I'm focused on the people's work, not the knucklehead stuff" and just leave this man's shit up.

So many people don’t fear ICE simply just because they are white.

Presidential address

i go crazy when the person in front of me at chipotle is ordering more than one meal. had a lady ordering four bowls today!!! use the app!

I’m just saying as someone who is not a political strategists, it feels like a good strategy to say this to push more people to vote because they feel they may lose if they don’t.

He should die in a very natural way, but soon.

you have to be kidding me

I sort of think that trump/mamdani photo is adorable

Bluesky funny today

Linus Torvalds being unfathomably based

I FUCKING HATE THIS BANNER!! How does anyone not see it as anything but fascist

Using an AI app to talk to god is more sacrilegious than trans people

im just saying, i dont think yellow mustard needed a new recipe

So why is Pornhub still available in my state but DMs on Bluesky are not? Seems like Bluesky was a little too eager to bend the knee.

Does Trumps obsession with naming everything after himself come from the nicknames given to Obama’s programs (Obama phone, Obamacare)?

two #Bluesky questions 1) how do I stop the follow spam 2) how to get rid of the gay porn from my discover feed, it stays no matter how many times I send feedback

I think the thing that gets me is that I did have ethics classes in university. It’s just that the classes always turned into the women, nonbinary, and other marginalized people giving a shit and the cis dude bros not understanding why it was that important.

regardless of what happens to the tariffs, they're doomed from the start because the average conservative holds all three of these positions at once: — virtue signals about supporting US manufacturing — against increasing the minimum wage — buys foreign imports because they're cheap