The hottest dad on Bluesky

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me the krieg boys gonna roll some NATO lads tonight

are you really spending TWO THOUSAND dollars on a phone? for real? the fuck is wrong with you

BRAIN

one thing AAA gaming gets right: its usually the CIA's fault

golf cart burn outs

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do they all drink like fishes

learning about UFOs and shit in case I gotta suplex a tunnel motherfucker.

NJPW has dudes that kiss again

it’s not supposed to smell like that

Machiavelli was the first self suck lib

I will beat your ass like a deleted scene from the serbian movie if you fuck around with that kalshi shit

Naito just retire, that shit embarrassing and now you’re injuring actually good wrestlers

When I was growing up, the F1 was a swear word. Maybe its my own headcanon or whatever, but even compared to Indy500 stuff(generally more bougie), it was not a well loved thing. Especially compared to NASCAR or NHRA.

I love Shayne Taylor more than Boss Borot. And I fucking love Boss Borot.

rumble, BADMAN, rumble

"I encourage everybody to be as extreme, loud, crazy, feminine, masculine, insane, and colorful as possible, because life’s short, and you gotta have as much fun as possible." Thekla has become one of AEW’s most beloved figures. Our interview here: www.playboy.com/read/culture...

Jay White stop kissing me

so why did the hospital steal ric flair's eye

Portland soccer match erupting into a trans lives matter chant is a sign things are getting better. Sorta.

watching modern cable tv is like doublefisting powerdrills to your temple. stop doing it!

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i’m gonna suplex big bad bob and vomit in his holes

Sure stirred up the pervert pot. Keep tripping over your dicks.

#CMLL

We have a goalpost cam We have a doink from the goalpost cam

still trying to figure out what the IHRA's guy plan was beyond: 1. spend a bunch of money 2. ??? 3. profit!

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I'm not gonna say anything other than he was extremely disrespectful and not at all charming

LFGGGGGGG

that’s gross as hell just make a good engine you cowards

I pact code things. This time I made a music video. #REDNECKNO #VCV #Python #techno #acid www.patreon.com/coconono/pos...

I pact coded a music video

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bought one of those M-Vave gimmicks cause I heard you could make it sound like a 303 and it turns you can make it do a 808,909 2 303s and a break computer. for $70 Teenage Engineering can eat my bhole

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