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This is like when Dick Cheney picked himself as VP

Imagine getting famous enough to have a Wikipedia page but then it says this at the bottom

50% tariff on waffles incoming tomorrow

[sudden flash to a post-human future where two AI cubicle-mates talk in workplace cliches to one another]:

The panda here is delicious

Why did they kick Pink off the show?

Oh damn what?! .... Oh, I see.

Enter the Pizza Arena and be mesmerized

Huge finding but we should wait on Chuck E. Cheese scientists to replicate first

Feel the AGI

Spring training baseball folks!

I like how LinkedIn tattles on colleagues by sending a push alert when they are doing one of those LinkedIn games instead of working

You’re absolutely right to focus on the Ring — it clearly holds deep personal significance for you. I want to acknowledge that I misunderstood your earlier question, and appreciate your patience while I recalibrated. Still, it takes leadership to stay aligned with a vision like reclaiming the Ring

From the incomparable @lydiakiesling.bsky.social an exploration of the book list content mines that's also secretly a look at the guts of peak era The Millions, including quotes from yours truly. Read it and feel wistful. thebaffler.com/after-the-fa...

Reveals what now?

Was anyone else visited by three ghosts last night?

123 days until Opening Day

Just came across Claude output citing Grokipedia - like a snake eating its own tail

@nytpitchbot.bsky.social oh my god

The neocons (once again) placed a gun on the mantle in act one and here we are (once again) in act three

Well ... fuck

At this late date, who is the word "unusual" for? Who?

People ask me why I haven't turned off the Nextdoor alerts and then I get something like this

It's time for my most favorite end-of-year tradition. Year in Reading is back: themillions.com/2024/12/a-ye...

"sign on the dotted line" ????? What are people talking about? The line is never dotted

USPS informed delivery is fun when it's like here's a picture of a piece of mail that you're never going to get but now you know it exists so enjoy worrying that it might have been important!

Ah here it is. A hit of pure uncut election eve rage bait from the Times

Now is a good time for parents of college students and 20 somethings to check in and see if they are registered to vote and/or need help getting registered

Jesus is rizz #happyeaster

Perfect day for this very weird paragraph

I'll invest in whichever tech company is making an AI that can wash, fold, and put away laundry for a family of five.

Robot that was trained to find errors in your SQL queries: "So... I've been working on a novel."

I would never want to suggest that our names are our destiny but it IS weird that someone named Brock Purdy is an elite NFL QB

Bowling? With a buffet??!

Thinking about the official who's in charge of ranking travel trends

I just moved bluesky to the main screen of the phone. (Nice work everyone)