austin 🪐

💫✨ about me ✨💫 name: austin pns: he/him (honestly any tho idc) country: 🇦🇺 (originally from 🇺🇸) astro: aqua ☉ / virgo ☾ / aqua ↑ sexuality: GAY!!!!!!!!

buying a new car idgaf anymore

when you plug in the vape but it doesn’t let you hit it while it’s charging

5 trillion dollar company btw

lovee when the uber lets me hit my vape like chile the gag is finna tea !

going to the apple store for device repairs is a humiliation ritual

who up rubbing they clit

sorry i’ve been inactive lately ive actually passed away and the wifi is spotty in the afterlife

currently the only POC at the sunshine coast airport #diversity #equity #inclusion

the weather app be like Light Rain starting at your location in 23 minutes

Love you more than those bitches before.

i haven’t actually seen any information regarding the ed sheeran scandal other than people cancelling him like i actually have no idea what’s going on and lowkey don’t really care because his music is ass

type into chatGBT what would i have looked like in the80s

i feel like these two might understand each other on a deeper level

we all know that one girl who don’t play about saving them turtles

HOW DO YOU SHIFTT😭

delete it fat

looking for faith-based tax preparers in the greater sydney area

the project sunrise flights from qantas but it’s actually sydney to ibiza

Hosting an all-loads-refused nothing dump

me when i open the envelope of uncontrollable screaming and gang affiliation

thinking about becoming a covid influencer

chile i’m clocky finna😭😭

i love sleeping with my phone under the pillow bc i can upload the 5G directly into my brain

olivia rodrigo fell off

now watch me nae nae

now watch me whip

the way nobody gaf about the world cup anymore it’s giving dubai chocolate labubu brat summer #flop

Love you more than those bitches before.

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a knock on the door chile

bestfriEND boyfriEND girlfriEND BLUESKY🩵

Thrilled to announce I've received a job offer from @Enron! 2001 is definitely going to be my year 💪🎉💼 #CareerMoves #NewPosition #ShareholderSuccess

when i switch lanes phantom doors swang arm out the window screaming money ain’t a thang

is this considered himbo

that one time in uni when i randomly joined a fraternity

literally could not give less of a fu k about the world cup omg yall are under spells

just hit my vape and did a gen alpha cough

moo deng fell off

i haven’t watched a single piece of media from the world cup idgaf

normani tour numbers....

Who said a mother of three with treatment resistant IBS can't blow off some steam at the Annual Orlando Salesforce Summit

and then everyone on the train clapped and teacher resigned ! 🤣

i’m titi