The Excelorcist

The Excelorcist

@cleverage.bsky.social

J.500. 5an100e 1000ur500ere500 Pope Fran101s. This entire platform is compromised, so be advised and... meh, whatever.

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Senator #BernieMoreno just dropped "fuck" into the Senate record, without objection or committee comment. This is where we are, the #decorum gets you drunk. #Fauci750ml #Fauci5th #FauciFifth

Senator #JoshHawley (R-MO) is a squealy fascist and he's in full-performative mode and actively disrespecting both the format and the heart of Fifth Amendment protections. Senator Hawley, jog our collective memory about J6 and your decision to exercise your right to evade danger.

Senator #RandPaul removed Dr. Fauci's attorney from the room and expressed frustration that he could not have Fauci's legal representation arrested. The room applauded as the attorney was removed from the room This is chest-thumping fascism. Rand Paul is a #poodle because his hair is hypo-allergenic

Researchers at @utoronto.ca hatched (chicken or egg?) "negative group delay". Generally speaking, relativity is also special. Time is not absolute - space, time, mass, energy - yet #comedy insists "timing is everything". 7/24/2026 at #WHCD Trump tries comedy, "negative group delay", zero excitement.

Republican Party is so bad that the Democratic Party is self-sabotaging itself against both the Democratic Socialist Party and the Republican Party so that corporatism remains in power.

I'm not saying _your_ parents or grandparents paid sex workers for intercourse, I have no way of making that specific claim; however, _our_ parents and grandparents *could pay* sex workers for intercourse. Their jobs afforded the option. In 2026, OnlyFans does, "I Got 5* On It" as a #gigbang. * +/-

NY Times Pitchbot@nytpitchbot.bsky.social

I can't compete with this www.nytimes.com/2026/07/22/o...

Anthecology sounds perfectly natural until it's time to teach your child about the birds and the bees. ... homeschoolers need to get outside more often. ... the results are too easily reproduced. ... histamine is written by the winners. I could go on-and-ontology, but you get the allergist of it.

Lore persists that Benjamin Franklin devised the "kite-string-key" experiment in 1752 to understand electricity via lightning strikes. Now, imagine what shocking realities we may unlock regarding power's storms by studying the puppet strings attached to governments' lofty avatars. #abstraction

"The Book of Eli" (2010) as sequel to "Monty Python and the Holy Grail" (1975) improved by [SPOILERS]: 1. Denzel Washington clapped coconut halves to echolocate his environment 2. Gary Oldman could portray silliness within villainy 3. The sequel title was "Connecting Dots and the Holy Braille"

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Blanche: I am the Acting Attorney General! The fact that I used to be President Trump’s lawyer is just a fact. DON’T SAY THE PRESIDENT’S FORMER LAWYER WILL DO SOMETHING—SAY THE ATTORNEY GENERAL WILL DO SOMETHING!

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‘She really did suffer a lot to get her story out there. And so to have people embrace it would be amazing to her’: Virginia Giuffre’s ghostwriter Amy Wallace talks to @luciaoc.bsky.social

This is where "we" are in 2026.

NPR@npr.org

State officials in New York say the Salmon River district's special education program confined young children with disabilities in wooden boxes. Parents weren't notified. n.pr/4nrDVto

baseball bats are too much but whiffle ball bats are appropriate. every parent affected gets two whiffle ball bats, the first one is a learning instrument, the second one is the endurance bat, and no one steps in to stop it. #redefinejusticeforadmins

Today is Che's birthday, pure coincidence, some would say #synchronicity.

The Excelorcist@cleverage.bsky.social

“I knew that when the great guiding spirit cleaves humanity into two antagonistic halves, I will be with the people.” - PsyChe, "The Motorcycle Diaries: A Journey Around South America"

@microsoft.com I want you to know that by dropping MS Publisher (and raising rates, but mostly dropping Publisher) you have obliterated my meme-game. Along these same lines, I solicit #advice as to a similar, low effort platform for meme-gen capacity.

I would add that we need more information on Natalie Harp. en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Natalie...

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Mrs. Betty Bowers@mrsbettybowers.bsky.social

An administration so ignorant that it is indifferent to American history. Kash Patel goes snorkeling over a site where 2,403 Americans lost their lives. And when Donald Trump visited, his chief of staff said he asked what happened at Pearl Harbor and why they were there. apnews.com/article/fbi-...

If you're truly skilled with something, there's a good chance you can do that thing intoxicated better than 99% of people who are sober. Yet, more men will agree with this drunk-idea-wager rather than conceding that a female professional athlete will obvi defeat them at the relevant sporting event.

@clubdoom.bsky.social figured out how to erase his mistake with a wiki link. Good job, Dan.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

From @theathletic.com: A fan was hospitalized after falling more than 10 feet and landing in the visiting bullpen at a Chicago White Sox game on Wednesday. The man fell while celebrating a White Sox run.

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This place is amazing. Make an appointment to see it here: trumpsonian.us

Acyn@acyn.bsky.social

Katie Phang and Epstein survivor Danielle Bensky visit a new exhibition space in Tribeca where the Epstein files are bound in 3,237 physical volumes. “To see the person who scheduled me, who is still not behind bars—her name is here.”

#Bluesky is not any version of reality and we are free to remark on this actuality. This is a fake place of root #publicrelations and #brandfandom, those of us that see are free to speak it, freak it, and leak it. @bsky.app is a #psyop poor tune ity. #BDS boycott divest sanction. #maytricks

Because it connects with her voters.

The Excelorcist@cleverage.bsky.social

Senator Susan Collins' upcoming ad-buy is an AI-generated series where she walks through a nursing home, carrying a 16 ounce framing hammer, and she's recounting her Senate career as a series of unexpected swing votes, room by room, euthanizing the elderly residents with singular direction, wham(s).

Food for thought-less-necessities: Palmer Luckey brainstormed plans to feed the food-obsessed chewish peoples a synthetic offering (non-Kosher, we assume) derived from petroleum products. If you think that truth is hard-to-swallow, ponder the real ingredients of success, per FDA... as the digest-IF.

The New York Times@nytimes.com

Dr. Dana Small, an expert on the neuroscience of food decisions, has published a series of papers suggesting that the scientific community is confused about the role of enjoyment in overeating and obesity. “I believe that pleasure may help you eat less, rather than more,” she said.

I am willing to debate Michael Bloomberg without spiritual armor.

Bloomberg News@bloomberg.com

China is blocking Meta’s $2 billion acquisition of agentic AI startup Manus, making a surprise move to unwind a controversial deal that’s drawn fire for the leakage of technology to the US. Read more: bloom.bg/4mTivoJ 📷️: Raul Ariano/Bloomberg

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epic but it'll be deleted to the memory-hole; #thread

The Atlantic@theatlantic.com

“In pursuing Israel’s interests at the expense of American Jews, Netanyahu has put the largest Diaspora Jewish community in the world in a terrible bind,” Michael A. Cohen argues: