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Greetings from Trump Tower Chicago. On the right is Anosh Ahmed, he's one of the fugitives who fled the United States to avoid arrest and partied on NYE with Ken Paxton in Dubai. On the left, well, birds of a feather...

Real estate developer Steve Witkoff flatters his business partner... “You talk so much about my president, President Trump, being a humanitarian. You are a humanitarian also, sir, and I salute that.”

Elon Musk shows off his latest purchase... "$500,000 for you, $1.7 billion for me."

Miriam Evans is the lady on TV attacking James Talarico with vicious lies. She sells "Christian" books that promise you can "...heal the sick, raise the dead, cast out demons..." but yet she doesn't follow the most important book. “Do not bear false witness against your neighbor.” (Exod. 20:16)

U.S. Senators are elected to 6 year terms. Trump will return to Florida in 2 years. Does Texas want an unelected Florida man running our state for 4 years?

Katie Zacharia clears up any questions about actually being a lawyer... "I passed the bar, turned and got a drink. Case closed."

WSJ reports: Ken Paxton and his mistress partied on NYE 2024 in Dubai with two fugitives from Chicago who had fled the U.S. amid healthcare fraud charges. The fugitives donated $190,000 (embezzled money) to Paxton's campaign. Ironically (or not) the fugitives lived in Chicago at Trump Tower...

A lot of people are saying Katie Zacharia looks like Ivanka. If she wasn't my Press Secretary, maybe I'd be dating her."

Greg Abbott's record as Governor of Texas... 2017 - Sutherland Springs church - 26 killed, 22 wounded 2018 - Santa Fe high school - 10 killed, 13 wounded 2019 - El Paso Walmart - 23 killed, 22 wounded 2022 - Uvalde school - 21 killed, 18 wounded 2023 - Allen outlet mall - 9 killed, 7 wounded

Darline Graham: "National security is not my thing." Trump: "Me too."

Ken Paxton explains his London tryst with mistress #2... "As a world famous Christian author she likes to pray often. In fact, we had just left church and were headed back to our hotel room to read some more bible passages when she decided to stop and say a prayer."

Ken Paxton ad - there, fixed it...

JD Vance slips and calls the 'Far Left' the 'Fart Left'. Might have been a Freudian slip after he stood in harm's way once before...

Trump's Secretary of Hate, Natalie Harp, shows Trump her latest AI generated video. "Look, I made you 6'3'' and 224 lbs again."

Our Man of Steal is giving a $10Billion taxpayer-guaranteed loan to a conglomerate from India that previously filed bankruptcy for their new steel mill project. I didn't know that India does not have banks.

The moment Katie Britt schmitt her pants... “Do not bear false witness against your neighbor.” (Exod. 20:16)

Whenever Trump opens his mouth...

FOX News reporter asks Trump: "Can you describe the major differences between your proposed Iran deal and the actual one that President Obama already had in place, and that you abandoned?"

Trump gives Kevin Warsh his marching orders... "I don't care about that interest rate stuff. I need you to get the algae out of the reflecting pool."

Trump congratulates himself for his master class in negotiating a vague outline of some general concepts for a future possible plan with Iran. Before Trump's blunders, Iran did not have a stockpile of enriched uranium, and they did not control the Strait of Hormuz...

How ironic - the GOP elephant's name was 'Greg'...

The workers at the Kennedy Center cleaning up graffiti had a little fun taking down the letters...

Todd Blanche explains the unexplainable... "Yes, in theory, Trump and all his businesses could file amended tax returns for 2023, 2024, and 2025 and claim an amended refund of $100 billion dollars, and the IRS could not audit them. I wouldn't expect him to, but in theory he could do that."

Todd Blanche defends the indefensible. "This is not some sort of "blank check" to enrich Mr. Trump or his allies." Now we'll call them blanche checks...

Statues help us remember...

President Xi Jinping smiles politely and moves along after greeting everyone until he reaches Stephen Miller. The smile disappears and he pauses for second long look. [translated] "So, you're the one that thought up the insult kung flu."

John Cornyn, hoping to secure Trump's endorsement to revive his reelection campaign, introduces a bill to rename US Highway 287 'Interstate Trump', but he has a slight Freudian slip... "This beautiful highway stretches from the gulf coast to the Texas pandering, excuse me, panhandle, and beyond."

Dreaming of Tuesday...

Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu said the war with Iran is “not over.” "I told him [Trump] when to start it, and I'll be the one to tell him [Trump] when it's over."

Jeanine Pirro and the WHCD shooter: "Did he really want to kill the president? I can tell you we will be able to prove that beyond a reasonable doubt.” thus... "We will prove beyond a reasonable doubt that President Trump is the 'pedophile, rapist, and traitor' listed in the gunman's manifesto."

Putin welcomes the US "peace envoys" at another architectural design meeting for Trump Tower Moscow. "Now, which one of you didn't like my choice of marble?"

Todd Blanche's weak case against James Comey just got weaker. A German tourist named Franz Krüger has come forward to claim he took the beach photo of shells. [translated] "I like to fly on Lufthansa from Frankfurt to Munich. The flight is called LH98."

Acting Attorney General Todd Blanche announced today he'll soon be leaving to join the prestigious law firm of Bondi, Habba, and Halligan...

Melania calls for Jimmy Kimmel's ouster after a joke about her: "...his words are corrosive and deepens the political sickness within America. People like Kimmel shouldn’t have the opportunity to enter our homes each evening to spread hate." But it's OK for my husband to???

Sleepy Don gets bored easily - this time health care was the topic. Left to Right: "Good grief, again." "I dare you." "I'll just give him a little poke."

Kash and Pete wrap up another top-secret security briefing. "This meeting is hereby adjourned. We are off to happy hour."

JD Vance and his real estate partners explain why the peace talks with Iran broke down. "They wanted less gold accents in the penthouse, a different color of marble in the atrium, and a hammam instead of a golf clubhouse. We just couldn't agree to that."

Energy Secretary Chris Wright: “Just because it looks like we’re going in the wrong direction doesn’t mean that’s the direction we are going.” Trump: “I have the greatest oil man anywhere in the world.”

Trump is spending $500mm of your taxes to bail out Spirit Airlines. "It worked out well for me. I ran an airline for a couple of years and made a couple of bucks [Trump Shuttle lost ~ $128MM]. The airline business is a tough business, but I did great with it." ~ $325MM loss in today's dollar...

Texas can now require the Ten Commandments be displayed in public schools, a U.S. appeals court ruled. Texas AG Ken Paxton, no stranger to VII. said, “a major victory for Texas and our moral values.” Kids, see if you can match the pictures to the Commandments. (V. is excluded out of respect.)

“The Dow is over 50,000 right now. The S&P at almost 7,000. And the Nasdaq smashing records,” “Americans’ 401(k)s and retirement savings are booming. That’s what we should be talking about.” Maybe talking about Epstein would be better...

The White House has agreed to pay TotalEnergies $1 billion to stop their East Coast wind farm projects, long a thorn in Trump's appearance. A WH spokesman explained, "It's no secret these wind farms are designed specifically by the radical Democrats to embarrass the President."

Robert Mueller volunteered to serve his country. His distinguished military service included many awards including a Purple Heart. He was not a draft dodger and did not serve another country.

From bragging to now begging, Trump's Operation Epstein Fury in Iran just gets worse with each passing day... Trump - “I’m not going to start a war. I’m going to stop wars.” JD Vance - “Trump’s Best Foreign Policy? Not Starting Any Wars.”

Trump claims he spoke to a former president about the Iran war. “I’ve spoken to a certain president — who I like, actually. A past president, former president, he said: ‘I wish I did it. I wish I did.’ But they didn’t do it. I’m doing it. Yeah?” True.

Trump proves global warming is truly a hoax... "I think Cuba, in its own way, tourism and everything else, it's a beautiful island, great weather. They're not in a hurricane zone, which is nice for a change, you know? They won't be asking us for money for hurricanes every week."

"You know, you never like to say too early you won. We won. "We won the, in the first hour, it was over." “To increase the global reach of existing supply, @USTreasury is providing a temporary authorization to permit countries to purchase Russian oil currently stranded at sea." Yes, Putin did win.

“Secretary Lutnick had limited interactions with Mr. Epstein in the presence of his wife and has never been accused of wrongdoing.” Which one in the picture is his wife?

Lara, I think he meant a different kind of alien...

The Trump-Epstein files keep revealing more and more secrets...