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@claypot.blue
27 | he/him | (un)funny video game man | aspiring writer | raccoon guy | mostly just posting about stuff i find cool
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this might have one of the worst sex scenes/romances i've seen in anything. i don't think i've ever gone "eww" out loud upon two characters kissing
304. Halloween III: Season of the Witch 🎥 | 1️⃣ kinda do wish the franchise was willing to commit to the "spiritually similar, insane halloween-centered anthology of movies" idea cuz this was a really fun time. or at least better than halloween 2 7 / 10 + ❤️
might be the greatest movie of all-time like actually
252. Swing Girls (2004) 🎥 | 1️⃣ a delightful, hilarious, cozy little romp. tonally it reminded me a lot of something like the sandlot, but with jazz and japanese school girls. immediate all-timer comfort movie, just impossible to hate 10 / 10 + ❤️
it adheres so strictly to "video game being played by a dumbass" logic that if you're a cinemasins-brained nitpicker you will probably hate it. guy next to me in the theater was aggressively shrugging every few minutes to the point where i thought less of him as a person
288. Resident Evil (2026) 🎥 | 1️⃣ felt like a blind let's play down to the muttering to yourself, finagling with your inventory, and being horrible at aiming. definitely captures the RE vibe aesthetically but tonally it's almost distractingly funny 8 / 10 + ❤️
actual movie with 2006 youtube screamer audio-balancing
284. Drag Me to Hell 🎥 | 1️⃣ outside of the entire thing hinging on some extremely racist stereotypes it’s a pretty mid PG-13 horror movie with some of that raimi cheese, which is most of what carries it. i kinda dig the message of it ultimately 6 / 10