clay 🪴

clay 🪴

@claypot.blue

27 | he/him | (un)funny video game man | aspiring writer | raccoon guy | mostly just posting about stuff i find cool

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superman would probably win the fight against goku but that's okay because goku 100% won the rap battle

movie so good you will be afraid of a cup of water

clay 🪴@claypot.blue

313. Cure (1997) -「キュア」🎥 | 1️⃣ a perfect trick of a film. utilizes the medium to its fullest, more than just about any other i've seen, often in ways you won't fully realize until its over. a genuine masterpiece. 10 / 10 +❤️

this might have one of the worst sex scenes/romances i've seen in anything. i don't think i've ever gone "eww" out loud upon two characters kissing

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304. Halloween III: Season of the Witch 🎥 | 1️⃣ kinda do wish the franchise was willing to commit to the "spiritually similar, insane halloween-centered anthology of movies" idea cuz this was a really fun time. or at least better than halloween 2 7 / 10 + ❤️

might be the greatest movie of all-time like actually

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252. Swing Girls (2004) 🎥 | 1️⃣ a delightful, hilarious, cozy little romp. tonally it reminded me a lot of something like the sandlot, but with jazz and japanese school girls. immediate all-timer comfort movie, just impossible to hate 10 / 10 + ❤️

it adheres so strictly to "video game being played by a dumbass" logic that if you're a cinemasins-brained nitpicker you will probably hate it. guy next to me in the theater was aggressively shrugging every few minutes to the point where i thought less of him as a person

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288. Resident Evil (2026) 🎥 | 1️⃣ felt like a blind let's play down to the muttering to yourself, finagling with your inventory, and being horrible at aiming. definitely captures the RE vibe aesthetically but tonally it's almost distractingly funny 8 / 10 + ❤️

didn’t like it as much as weapons, i’d put it on-par with barbarian. felt like a faithful adaptation of someone’s first RE playthrough. captures a lot of the mechanics and internal commentary but tonally it felt a little off to me. might not be a crowd pleaser but i liked it

i keep trying to work on character redesigns for my lil game idea, some day ill get my ipad fixed and actually commit to digital art again

actual movie with 2006 youtube screamer audio-balancing

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284. Drag Me to Hell 🎥 | 1️⃣ outside of the entire thing hinging on some extremely racist stereotypes it’s a pretty mid PG-13 horror movie with some of that raimi cheese, which is most of what carries it. i kinda dig the message of it ultimately 6 / 10