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Barnes County, North Dakota. Driving through my first snow of the season. My body is ready.

"arabs have contributed nothing to the arts and sciences" is such a funny fucking thing for a bog ape wearing a little suit to say

I obviously keep up with Toronto and Canadian politics closer than the average American. But when Matt posted this earlier, I said to myself, "there's no fucking way that this man's government name is Bradford Bradford." Y'all.

OLIVIA CHOW REELECTED TORONTO MAYOR

did my duty before i left out of town

I went to college with this dude. Wild. The Morris Mafia continues its dominance in Minnesota labor and politics.

My union brother Sam Forstag is running for a House seat in western Montana, a state that hasn't elected a Democrat to the U.S. House since 1994. If he can reject transphobia as a campaign tactic, then there's no excuse for anyone else. Vote for Sam Forstag. Reject anyone who lacks his convictions.

"people are concerned about other people in other places, which is terrible...in this essay i will (say a bunch of other wrong-ass shit)"

The AP Top 25 from this week shows the effect of NIL. I fucking love it. Indiana at #4. Kentucky at #9. Wake Forest at #14. Like. This is what college football is supposed to be.

deer or.........not deer

lulaaaaaaaaaaàaaaa

My father: "Black people are the most adaptable in any situation, because we've had to be in order to survive" You know what? Yeah.

Minneapolis. I love you. Every fucking day.

Yeah. What the fuck is going on, Cinnamon Toast Crunch? Y'all aight? What branding consultant told y'all "you know what sells? ted bundy, but jeffrey dahmer, but cinnamon"

Three touchdowns in 70 seconds and a horrendous dad joke*? That's @sickoscommittee.org territory. *referring to a PVAMU running back breaking away for a touchdown: "he needs counseling for loneliness the way he got ahead of the defense"

we tore this shit UP

Damn. Another one that should lose. Bigots don't deserve to serve, regardless of the color on their team jersey.

My brand-new Acer gaming computer. She purty.

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You know who would've been a great villain on Sherlock? Arsène Lupin.

There's a lot of shit when it comes to this movie that I'll be chewing on for a while. This is not one of those things. In fact, it was one of the first moments that made me wonder if Nathan Fielder had been taken in by the subject, because this non-story took up entirely too much space.

You Can See Everything. Fuck. Literally slumped in my seat at the Alamo and said "what the fuck did I just watch" to my friend. Like. What.

Imagine saying this about someone born, raised, educated, and raising a family in Michigan simply because he's Muslim. Nothing has made me forget harder than a generation of people using a national tragedy for their own racist ends.

...or constantly trying to contract the Twins. I'm fine with either one.

I would love for him to come to the Uptown VFW and say this to my face.

Time to go home. Good morning from Wibaux County, Montana.

THE DEI LETTERMEN JACKET OMG

the only good thing about this man is the fact that wale gave us two bangers based on his television show

I shouldn't laugh. I really shouldn't. But he said this man's whole government name like he's about to take his belt off and whoop the Speaker of the House's ass.

If you ask a Not Iowan what Iowa is known for, you're going to get one of three answers: corn, America's second best state fair, and the Register's Annual Great Bicycle Ride Across Iowa, also known as RAGBRAI. It's, like, thousands of people biking across the state for seven days. Wild ass comment.

....and it ain't 2, 3, 4, or 5

rare maryland w

If you want information about federal employees from the people who actually represent them, you should look for the accounts of NTEU, NFFE-IAM, AFGE, and NAGE amongst others. They're far more likely to have accurate information on voting and the federal workforce than some random lib QAnon weirdo.

it was evident that the owners of the crew were going down this path when they ditched the greatest sports logo ever

once again, retvrn

the sort of intellectual dishonesty and naked cynicism it takes for an academic to fuss about exposure of predatory political fundraising on the grounds not that the exposure is inaccurate, but because it’ll make the predation less effective

looney tunes ass president

Major media outlets will lament the United States’s “monoculture” (as it relates to books, for example) and then excitedly bestow the title “most important bookseller in the country” to the CEO of a publicly traded corporation. Doesn’t make either untrue, but it does bear at least a third article.

The Ledger-Star, if you grew up in southeastern Virginia or northeastern North Carolina.

He knows that Ramaswamy is going to lose. The cruelty is the point. The entire whole-ass point.