Handsome Tantrum

I'll tell you what AI comedians are NOT good at... reading the room.

New fentanyl just dropped.

Look, bring your iced coffee or any other beverage to the interview, just don't use the penis-shaped crazy straw from the bachelorette party and you're good.

Oh sheeran!

Summed up beautifully.

The term "apartheid" comes from the Afrikaans language, meaning "apartness" or "separateness."

Mitch McConnell has lived quite a life... In his lifetime he has certainly seen with his own eyes - A Satanic Circle from the inside of a goat mask - The devil appear in flames - What a baby's face looks like when stealing it's candy - A real life Mogwai trapped in a cage - The American Civil War

The Electronic Registration Information Center is the single organization best equipped to help states ensure "election integrity." And suddenly MAGA Republicans wanted nothing to do with it.

Thinking of either is much easier than the doing.

The laughing tho... deeply disturbing.

Data centers are almost too perfect as the flipside of AI. Don’t like how the computers are taking jobs, creating a surveillance state, eroding privacy, enabling the theft of entire creative industries? Wait’ll I tell you about the massive complexes they’re operating out of!

The Concord Housing and Redevelopment Authority installed Minut Monitor sensors in tenants' homes, recording their movements and noise levels and threatened them with eviction if they refused. We're suing. We shouldn't have to choose between having a place to live and 24/7 government surveillance.

Given rising interest in the rapidly strengthening El Niño event in the tropical Pacific Ocean, I've created a one-page fact sheet succinctly describing what El Niño is, this year's (remarkable) forecast, and potential impacts from California to global scales. [Thread]

Post your getaway vehicle

Don't mind America, it got kicked in the head by an elephant.

most embarrassing guy of all time

Medeski, Martin & Wood ran so Vulfpeck could fly

I so badly want someone to clap back at him "Oh, Dumocrats. Heh. Yea. Hey, I got one for you - Republicunts."

In the near future, a corporation issues a recall on a few of its products. Hires recall specialist who completes the job with some difficulty.

Salmonella Summer

It always comes in threes... Dolly Parton, Tim Curry, and now Optimus Prime (Peter Cullen). Damn, life is too cruel.

Two major, valid criteria for detecting AI generated content: - Does this include religious themes? - Does this feature Trump/MAGA?

From all us weary travelers, who no longer have to drive ceaselessly, urinating where we sit - THANK YOU, Macaulay.

I don't eat much lobster or crab, but I'm thinking that might be because I don't have a Crustastun Electro Stunner. And at just $0.66 I'm not sure I can say no.

So, now you can put bounties on things like tattooing things on your forehead, setting cars on fire, and quitting your job on stream. These are just the tip of the iceberg to the long list of humiliation rituals that people are putting up to laugh at other's misery. Maybe this shouldn't exist?

Where by making emissions a problem of the many, we skew the responbility for the problem away from the few. Climate is an inequality problem as much as it is a chemistry problem because it is the inequality that prevents solutions and locks in fossil fuel path dependence.

A climate scientist is clearly brilliant on climate science & the dangers of this moment. Even more powerful @kevinclimate.bsky.social says "As individuals we don't have much power. When we're a collective, we have so much power." It's time to take back our power. youtu.be/mBFos_T7cT0?...

The last half-decade has radically changed my understanding of how horror movies would actually play out. You’d have a couple people who would assess the situation correctly, and the rest would be running around howling misinformation, tripping everyone else up getting them fed into the woodchipper.

I’m sure we’re prepared for this. Let’s get the CDC going on… what’s that?

Getting my car smogged, while I watch one of the employees shark a guy on the pool table inside the garage. Sometimes I love my hometown. It passed.

Ok, this is pretty impressive...

There is way too much overlap between influencer and pimp. Pimpfluencer. Been running into this content more and more and I get that it's ostensibly supposed to be positive, but something about guys interviewing vulnerable girls on the street gives me the ick. Exploitative.

Her Spidey-senses were definitely tingling.

Cat people of bsky! Japanese researchers just moved a cat kidney disease drug toward regulatory approval, after 25 years of work. If it reaches the market, the lead researcher says cats could live close to 30 years, double the current average of around 15.

“Each creation takes years to complete, and each is a masterwork. But patrons who have commissioned caves have cut off nearly all of his projects due to artistic differences." Looking around like “Yea, Ra this is beautiful… are those giant pairs of testicles surrounded by pentagrams?” “Yes.”