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how does this work

to be fair, matt gaetz has been a barbie fan since he was 17. you can search "matt gaetz 17 year old" to find out more

ok have we thought of a backup plan in case the Elon fanboy who runs this site decides to fuck it up?

Joe Rogan being Oprah for men is the most accurate description of him I've ever heard

does anyone feel like the quality of the internet has dropped over the past 5 years?

I'm sorry to bring this up but Elon is still doubling down on the dick measuring contest..

the latest twitter news: musk has posted a picture of his bulge on the timeline and demanding zuck do the same immediately to resolve their issues

nobody talks about the poor submarine anymore 😔

for those wondering, Elon has been having a totally normal one

reminds me of when i had to think twice before liking anything on instagram because everyone could see them

i need to hear about the latest gossip and drama on this website, like a bsky drama alert

okay I need to know whether we stay here exclusively, or post on three separate social media platforms now?

if your girl listens to the weekend it's already over for you

did the people who make threads ever notice what the Instagram explore looks like?

threads is less of a social media and more of a information collection operation

she's too scared of getting a prescription 😔

threads: what if twitter was facebook twitter: what if twitter was nazi bluesky: what is twitter was horny

This app cannot win

how i wake up on summer break knowing everyone else has to go to work

it's absolutely incredible that you get banned for this, genuinely curious how the moderation on twitter works at this point

imagine posting on an app where all your friends from high school can see your latest hot takes, go back to the drawing board zuck I don't want social anxiety when posting

using three different twitter clones at the same time feels terminally online and you should probably receive a medal for it

he got rate limited 😔🙏

she summed it up pretty well!

it's extremely depressing watching how these people wanted pay-to-win and they're still losers

this is where I post from

yeah I know I looked good you don't need to tell me 🙄

YOU MUST DRINK BEER FOR 8 years, 4 months and 15 days STRAIGHT EVERY FOURTH OF JULY

the war of independence lasted longer than a day, DON'T you dare put the beer down TRAITORS 🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

okay can we officially start Halloween season now???

i wish I could wake up and drink and chill with my friends every single day 🥺

if you're not volunteering to mow the lawns of the white house you're not American 😔

why are you reading this post and not chugging a bud light in the arms of a cute boy you just met at a baseball game

edward's 4th of july playlist: Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA Miley Cyrus - Party in the USA John Philip Sousa - The Stars and Stripes Forever (nightcore version)

i've never seen anyone look good in these

the concept of America is built on an inherently problematic foundation, anyway I'm going to be wearing a stars and stripes bikini at the lake today 🛥️

if you're a leftist you should be anti-book and pro-podcast, you cannot refute this.

if you give your invite code to a debatelord or gimmick account i will throw you into a bottomless pit 😡

going through a crushes follows, likes, bookmarks and dms after I hack into their account because I do my due diligence

my dream bf - 2ft - great runner - loves bringing things to me - not a good talker - has big ears - people call his mom a "bitch"

twitter: all culture is downstream from reactionary incels bluesky: all culture is downstream from funny transgirls

*in ben shapiro voice* hmm lets say hypothetically the word "bralette" implies the existence of "boobettes"

twitter hq: let that sink in

- no bookmarks - no media tab - no post search - no chuds ok so can we agree that this is thirst posting app?!?

bryan from family guy: i’m writing my novel guy from the suburbs who watches his ring camera 6 hours a day: why does that woke dog talk elon musk: there is a tiny possibility there is more to this story than meets the eye

the single most simple and revolutionary thing you can do in America today is to make sure Joe Rogan never makes it to his studio again

is it a good time to ask what happens when our cars start getting rate limited???