Christopher Coake

Christopher Coake

@christophercoake.bsky.social

Author of WE'RE IN TROUBLE (stories); YOU CAME BACK (a novel); and YOU WOULD HAVE TOLD ME NOT TO (stories). Professor in the residential MFA program in creative writing at U of Nevada, Reno

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One of the guiding songs for the novel I’m (interminably) working on is one I’ve loved since my parents bought the record in my childhood: “Two Doors Down” by Dolly Parton. Gonna listen to it all day long, in honor of the loss of one of the very best of us.

When Dr. Manhattan explained thermodynamic miracles to Laurie, he possibly meant my wife inexplicably owning a wired mouse, which let me rescue the unsaved 2000 words I'd written, in peril because my computer's Bluetooth decided to give all my peripherals the silent treatment

Any authors out there getting emails purporting to be from famous-ish writers "just looking to connect"? So far I've heard from "Peter Ackroyd," "Steve Martini," "Chris Hedges," and "Pat Barker." All are clearly AI chatbots. "Pat Barker" used a waving emoji. The darkest timeline keeps sucking on.

Haven’t posted here in a while. The world’s a dumpster and social media posts are either a wail of grief/rage or someone reporting a publication, (or robots) and right now all of those options feel like they’re not great for my mental health. But I do miss you, friends.

I will not name the university with the most annoying recommendation-submission portal, but I can let you know they wanted me to check any boxes from a long list that might describe the student. Like “Go-getter” and “natural leader.” Where’s the box for “fuck you, read my letter”?

Many of you surely know how to do this, but in case you don't: I just learned how to populate a List with all of my friends and pin it to my home page. Makes getting rid of FB a little easier. Now this place feels a little more familiar.

Doug Murano at Bad Hand Books is one of the best people and editors in the biz, and his success with an indie press he willed and sweated into existence is incredibly cool and heartening. Buy Band Hand titles!

Bad Hand Books@badhandbooks.bsky.social

We're on track to hit 40K total books sold by March of this year. We launched in mid-2022. Distribution to bookstores and libraries starts this year. Giddy up.

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I archived my Facebook account and scheduled it for deletion. I feel surprisingly emotional about it? But maybe like an addict who just dumped all his booze down the sink? I don't know. It was a hellscape but I put in a lot of time there. RIP, I guess.

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In 2018, Bad Hand Books was a joke I told myself after I was laid off. I said if I ever had the chance, I’d take my bad hand and own it. After coverage in NY Times, Esquire, NPR, Paste, the Associated Press and a Shirley Jackson Award, and now an international distribution deal, I’m still laughing.

Writerfolk, please consider/tell students about the MFA at University of Nevada, Reno. Fiction and poetry. Fully funded. Genre-fiction friendly! Deadline Dec 15. We're a small, close program, with an emphasis on community. www.unr.edu/english/grad...

unr.eduResidential MFA in Creative Writing | EnglishThe Master of Fine Arts (MFA) in creative writing is designed for students who want to pursue a professional degree with emphases on writing and scholarship in English.

I’m home sick from my afternoon class, so here’s some free writing advice to satisfy my teacher-brain: avoid using empty phrases (“it was” and “there was” in all their forms) whenever you can. You’ll usually have to write a more vivid/specific sentence in order to remove the phrase. You’re welcome.

Maybe it's because I've been more active here right at a time of crisis and growth, but I've had a lot more interaction, and gained more followers, than I did in years on the Bad Place, where I never felt any sense of community. So, y'know, thanks.

That said, I still resent the idea that I have to Build a Platform. Whatever else happens in these dark times, I hope publishing can let go of the idea that writers need to be on social media all damn day in order to be marketable. I'd like to spend my time here being a person and not a brand.

I’m so proud of my former student joshgalarza.bsky.social, whose debut novel THE GREAT COOL RANCH DORITO IN THE SKY is a finalist for the National Book Award in Young People’s Literature. You should of course all read it! Rooting hard for Josh on the 20th— www.joshgalarza.com

joshgalarza.comAuthor | Josh GalarzaOfficial website of young-adult author Josh Galarza. News, events, and more. The Great Cool Ranch Dorito in the Sky, out summer 2024 from Henry Holt & Co. (BYR).

I'll be posting this a few times this month: Writerfolk, please consider/tell students about the MFA at University of Nevada, Reno. Fiction and poetry. Fully funded. Genre-fiction friendly! Deadline Dec 15. We're a small, close program, with an emphasis on community. www.unr.edu/english/grad...

unr.eduResidential MFA in Creative Writing | EnglishThe Master of Fine Arts (MFA) in creative writing is designed for students who want to pursue a professional degree with emphases on writing and scholarship in English.