Chris Hanel

baseball is the sport of BDSM

Surrendering your decision making to algorithms will get everyone killed

a literal heartattack printout

watched a full extra-inning baseball game and i'm still tucked into bed before 10pm. the west coast is God's Paradise on Earth

how many games did those other three teams have to win, Optastats (goose chasing meme)

BUH GOD THAT'S THE BALTIMORE CHOP'S MUSIC

no not like that

the baseball will continue until morale improves

in this house we will always cheer a taylor walls strikeout

it's 'champing at the bit'

as evergreen a statement than there ever was

More YouTube quizzing content for you to enjoy, plus a special Jeopardy-related announcement! www.youtube.com/watch?v=GdM9...

HERE WE GO AGAIN!!!! Desert Bus for Hope 2026, the 20th year of Desert Bus! I hope y'all are ready for what promises to be the greatest show on Earth featuring a bus. What mischief, excitement, wonder and hilarity have we cooked up for this most auspicious year? Head to desertbus.org right now!

Outta my sight, scrub

*sees the youtube notification*

As someone who needs a translator for whatever the tech people are talking about, this was quite helpful as an explanation

Xbox news: We have fired 173% of our staff and shuttered all development studios. Our next console will cost 1-3 limbs. Sony news: The Last of Us ReReRemastered is a live service cutscene with 3 battle passes. The deluxe edition is an empty tupperware container. Nintendo news: New switch sports :)

Got this achievement in (not) solitaire on @puzzmo.com and about screamed. (the real poker OG's who follow this account know)

That sucks. They should at least get behind a dugout or something

Aw man. A 'that guy' among that guys. RIP.

I COMPOSED MY FIRST VIDEO GAME SOUNDTRACK!!! Finally stoked to share this news, as it’s been in the works for quite some time. Can’t thank @studio217games.bsky.social for trusting me with writing a brand new ost for PIN CITY VR!

y'all I don't know how to explain what it's like to call up my mom, read this tweet to her, and then her yelling out "CHITO???" anyway happy Wednesday

A new COQL featured match is now on YouTube! youtu.be/xx815B6iJbE

Another periodic reminder that I'm launching a Pop Culture trivia league that starts at the end of November - we're just a few short of 100 players registered! Please come join us! quizcentral.net/pccus/register

This post is only 10 weeks old

Hot take: the criteria for carrying a player off the field has been needlessly lowered in the recent past

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Anyway does anyone happen to know who handles Philip Rivers's account at CAA

Maybe some things are meant to be left unknown

if you have even a second of wondering, "well maybe she did something..." -- she was raided by DHS, not the FBI

This is identity theft and I am considering all available legal avenues

Brewers in 7

they can't act on their own, they cannot go rogue. they are computer programs that do what they are programmed to do. they're as responsible for their actions as a grenade is for exploding after somebody pulls the pin

Years ago i was working the cash register at a convention booth where Carrie Fisher was signing autographs, and there was a dead period where neither of us were doing anything. I didn't take the opportunity to say hello, and it will forever haunt me.

(waggling my eyebrows sexily at Washington State and California)