Chop Suey Sandwich

The booth at the Topsfield Fair that was selling Charlie Kirk memorial sweatshirts last year switched up their whole thing to all Jimothy gear this year, which was the funniest and most disrespectful possible move.

Buffle, the internet buffet simulator. Each day there’s a simulated buffet, you assemble a plate, and then the internet spends the next day voting on who did the best job.

Is this how we find out that Shaq fucked a horse?

Addison Russell, Joe Mantiply, Chris Devenski, and Joey Meneses are my “Active Players Whose Names Are Badly Misspelled Mathematical Operations” team.

This has been such a glaring failure of MLB and Topps. We’ve had Magic for 30 years and Pokemon for 20 and somehow baseball cards are dying? Make them a game!

Lighting absolutely did not beat the pace car to the merge line. He passes the pace car under yellow, and should have been down a lap AND been given a drive through penalty.

Seth Moulton didn’t give out candy on Halloween last year.

I think an open world GTA ripoff where you played as the Hamburglar could be fun.

It's a good idea to not use one of the most iconic logos in baseball, that belongs to one of the most popular teams in baseball, in your advertising.

There should be an album of Streisand covers by four person harmonizing a capella groups. You could call it Barbrashop Quartet.

IMAX? He only got away because that giant had eye min!

I can name a famous magician, a famous tightrope walker, TWO famous hot dog eaters, multiple famous clowns, famous realtors. But something close to 200 million people watched the same art form last night and maybe 20,000 of them could name the performers they watched? Fucked up.

Don’t blame FIFA, this is just ISO-3166.

I’m so excited about this! It’s going to be beautiful.

I actively bury rash there in March. Fuck West Beach.

Sticking a feather in my cap: “Aw, hell yeah, Dood. Lookin’ macaroni as fuck.”

Big Mac sauce as a dipping option for McNuggets is what we have all been waiting for. This better outlast the World Cup.

Why is the sheriff in Widow’s Bay making arrests? Can any New England sheriffs do that?

Why did the barcode scanner stop being an asterisk?

The Cow Tools talk page has an in depth discussion about whether it is “Cow Tools” in quotes or *Cow Tools* in Italics. Good Talk Page.

Where did people buy gas before there were gas stations? Alternatively, if my premise is wrong, then why were there gas stations before cars?

Nate Bargatze’s new film “Dads Are Morons And Women Shouldn’t Work“ is a choice.

The Olympic camera drones would be almost perfect if they could just get noise cancelling on them. The whine is unfortunate.

If you had to go to dinner with any newspaper comic character, who would you pick?

Gordon, Maria, Bob, Luis: Yes Bert and Ernie: Yes Guy Smiley: Yes Count von Count: Green Card Grover, Elmo, Telly, Oscar: Maybe? Big Bird, Snuffy, Kermit: I don’t think so. The Martians: No Slimy, Barkley: No