Chocodave

Chocodave

@chocodave.com

Tech Priest Heretic - Investor of Indie Games - Sysadmin with a neglected homelab - Learning Javascript and Godot - Played WoW since Vanilla - Indie games, pixel-art, cyberpunk vibes - Amateur cook - D&D DM. Follow me for irregular/irrelevant posts. 🍫🏳️‍🌈

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In need of some new shiny click-clack maths rocks to satisfy your inner dice goblin? I can definitely recommend thewanderingsatchel.com ! They've got a huge range of tabletop gaming accessories, from dice and pouches, to cute hand-drawn stickers and stationery, and a whole bunch more. Go go go!

Go. And. Vote. The racists are going to vote. You know that, don't you? The transphobes are going to vote. The bigots are going to vote. And they all go to vote every single fucking time. Come rain, come shine. They're always going to vote. The only question in this equation is: are you going to?

I don't care about your excuses. They won't sit at home all apathetic, or thinking their vote won't make a difference. So take just 15 minutes of your time. Go. And. Vote.

I have been super obsessed with Bloodstained: Ritual of the Night, but finally drawing ever closer to that elusive 100% completion. Any underrated/overlooked metroidvania gems to be recommended?

Straight off the back of pushing for the Stop Killing Games initiative, and just as payment processors made their blackmail for censorship... now this. Good grief

Voraciousopolis but SCARY 🎃@voraciousopolis.bsky.social

petition.parliament.uk/petitions/72... SIGN THIS IF YOU LIVE IN THE UK

I am a grown man. I have responsibilities. I should know better... But this watermelon hand soap? It smells so god-damned good I’m one bad day away from just tasting it. I know it’s soap. I know it’ll taste like soap... But what if it doesn’t? What if it’s delicious? God help me.

In 2025, how are couriers still delivering to the wrong address? They’ve got GPS, they’ve got a postcode... surely the scanner should scream, “You’re not even in the right place!” before letting them mark it as delivered?

Holy moly... Project Mix just got fully funded within the hour. The Discord launch party has been a blast! If you like the sound of chaotic cyberpunk dystopia bartending, neon anime vibes and story, and the chance to share a smoke with your cat after a hard day... go back it now.

The PROJECT MIX Kickstarter is NOW LIVE!!!!! This is the best chance to make the game a reality!! Get on there if you can!! Please repost and share!! #indiegame #gamedev #virtualreality www.kickstarter.com/projects/ple...

I know I’m not the first to say this… But when did we all become cool with changelogs just saying: "The latest version contains bug fixes and performance improvements" ? That’s not a changelog. That’s a vague summary of what a changelog is supposed to contain ./sigh

FFXIV (and FFVII) crossover into MtG? I guess this is where I finally learn to play commander...

Magali Villeneuve Artworks@magalivilleneuve.bsky.social

- Y'shtola, Night's Blessed - Final Fantasy XIV x MTG One of the best things to arrive in my inbox : a commission to paint Y’shtola. I loved each minute of the process. Thank you AD Stephanie Cheung. <3

And my review of Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth is in! It's pretty boring... Almost zero gameplay beyond a couple of clicks - graphics have been a single image with a graph that scrolls, plus two lines that barely move. I'll update this in five hours when it's finished installing...

23 hours until FF7Rebirth hits PC and I’ve somehow dodged spoilers since the PS5 launch last year (are they even “spoilers” if I wore out the original FFVII as a kid?). Now my socials are full of early PC reviews and guides 😭. My boss will understand me setting my status to “busy” tomorrow, right?

I need some VR game recommendations. Preferably ones that are sit and play, but if I have to rearrange the room to make space, I will. What have you all been playing?

Another year, and yet STILL the most commonly used passwords are 12345678, password, qwerty123... (sourced from data-breach dumps of login details). Never before have we been more security conscious with 2FA/MFA, OTP, passkey, etc, on so many accounts and yet these are still so common? Whhyyy??

"We don't pre-order games." "Why pre-ordering digital content? it's not going to sell out." "Pre-ordering puts less pressure on devs for day-one, feature-rich, bug-free games." Final Fantasy 7 Rebirth announced for PC with 30% off... that's technically not a pre-order, right? Right...?

How is this even a thing that can happen? And how is it not abused more?

itch.io@itch.io

I kid you not, @itch.io has been taken down by Funko of "Funko Pop" because they use some trash "AI Powered" Brand Protection Software called Brand Shield that created some bogus Phishing report to our registrar, iwantmyname, who ignored our response and just disabled the domain

Chocodave reposted

✨ Bluesky Exclusive Giveaway time #3 ✨ You're not gonna believe this, but I found another key down the back of the sofa! For Just Cause 4 Complete Edition! Steam key. Want to win it? Follow + Like + Repost. Winner will be tagged and then a DM with the key. Closes Monday, December 9th, 7PM UTC.

Ok... that's right in the feels. So many gaming events I've attended over the years are just gone. I hadn't even stopped to realise it, but they're not wrong. What a gut punch 😞

Debug Magazine@debugmag.com

We tried to create a starter pack for all the gaming events we’ve enjoyed over the years… But none of them exist anymore 😢

This will be my only political post. For those saying "How could anyone vote for Trump?" or similar - He got 3 million fewer votes than 2020... but Kamala/Dems got 15 million fewer. Trump got in because you didn't vote him out. Voter apathy on the left is to blame - you handed him that win.

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EVIL GAMEDEV ADVICE: expand the scope. more items. your first game should be a 40 hour rpg. dont forget to expand the scope. don't ask for help. create a discord server. there should be 63 unique classes in your rpg. no fishing game. don't forget to expand the scope.

Holy moly... Wow's new Gilded Brutosaur is £60 ($90) ! That's more expensive than the current expansion ./cry... Scrolling through r/WoW and seeing multiple screenshots of players lining up on these mounts is depressing. We say ‘vote with your wallet,’ but apparently, the wallets have spoken…

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