CHILLUMINATI PODCAST

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SO IT TURNS OUT HORNINESS PLUS POSITIVITY EQUALS JESSE’S SPIRITUAL SIDE. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. 💦🌞🤯

MATH IS UNIVERSAL. IF YOU THINK ABOUT IT, AND YOU KNOW ENOUGH, MATH CAN MAKE ANYTHING ANYTHING. 🧮🪐🧠

Feeling the urge to get spooky? I made these 2 free point-and-click adventure games for my favorite podcast @chilluminatipod.fm a few years ago! axolstudio.itch.io/heck-house axolstudio.itch.io/spooksville-usa Please give them a play and let me know what you think! 🎃 #indiegames #videogames

THE SKIES ARE YELLOW, THE PYRAMIDS ARE HOWLING, THE KING OF AGES HAS RISEN. PREPARE YOUR TINY MINDS FOR THIS, THE TIME OF THE MUMMY. 👁️🪲🐕 (art by the unparalleled @melectro.bsky.social!)

Important work. 👁️‍🗨️ @chilluminatipod.fm

REMINDER: THOUGH THE JOKES WE TELL ARE VERY HIGH CONCEPT THERE’S ALWAYS SOMETHING THERE FOR THE THINKERS. 🧠 🦵 🤫

NOTICE: THE SEQUEL TO SCHLORP HAS NEVER BEEN CLOSER. EVERY TIME THE PLANET FARTS, A BIGFOOT GETS ITS FEET. 🌍💨🦧🦶🫈 FT @believingthebizarr.bsky.social

The making of: AGENT BROWN’S DESK. What crazy info will @chilluminatipod.fm get from him next?

NOTICE: DO NOT GET LOST BETWEEN THE VARIOUS LAYERS OF FICTIONAL AND REAL LOS ANGELESES THAT HAVE LATELY BECOME MAPPED ONTO EACH OTHER IRREVERSIBLY. 🌆❓🌇

COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘POLYBIUS FT @kevin.pixellitpod.com’. PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT AT THE LINK BELOW, OR ANY OF THE MANY SPOTS WHERE PODCASTS APPEAR. 🕹🎮📖

REMINDER: SENTIENT FELINE THOUGHTFORMS HAVE BEGUN TO MATERIALIZE ON CAMERA AND DEMAND PETS. FOR YOUR SAFETY, DO YOUR BEST TO APPEASE THEM. 👽🫴🐱

Started listening to @chilluminatipod.fm in 2020, and in 2021 decided “fuck it we roll” and took my first solo trip to see the show live. Last night was show 5 and I couldn’t be happier to have such a lovely little community. Here’s to more years of joy, laughter, and maybe some alien seduction.

Unreal evening with @chilluminatipod.fm Thank you all so much for being c h I l l

NOTICE: THESE ARE NOT TIMESLICES, WE JUST TOOK OUT ALL THE BAD WORDS 🙅 ⏳ 🔪

IF WE EVER SELL OUT NO WE DIDN’T. $HILLCOIN NOW AVAILABLE AT PATREON.COM/CHILLUMINATIPOD. 🤑💰🪙👁️

COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘THE LISTENER’S STORY FT. BELIEVING THE BIZARRE’. PLEASE GO LISTEN TO IT AT THE LINK BELOW, OR WHEREVER YOU USUALLY LISTEN TO PODCASTS. 👂📖🛸

COMPANY MEMO: IT APPEARS ANOTHER EPISODE OF OUR FUNNY IRREVERENT SHOW HAS BEEN LEAKED TO THE PUBLIC. IT IS TITLED ‘JOHN MCAFEE: FATHER OF MANY, LOVED BY FEW’. WE ADVISE MAKING SURE YOUR VIRUS SCANNING SOFTWARE IS UP TO DATE BEFORE LEARNING MORE ABOUT THIS GUY - YOU TRULY NEVER KNOW. 🖥️🦠🔎

WARNING: IF YOU'RE GONNA DO THE VOICE, DO THE VOICE. BEER CAN. INSERT CLOWN JOKE HERE. 🍺 🤡 🦜

NOTICE: SOMETIMES THE EASIEST WAY TO STOP A MURDER IS THE DUMBEST WAY. 🤷 🚚 🤖 💦

NOTICE: ACTUAL IS NOT A MEASUREMENT OF SIZE, OR REALLY, ACTUALITY. PROCEED WITH CAUTION. HOLD YOUR RELIGIONS NEAR. DO NOT LET THE HOLOGRAM FOOL YOU. 📐❓🌝👁️

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TO ALL EMPLOYEES: THE NEW BRANDING FROM @melectro.bsky.social IS A REMINDER NOT TO LEAVE YOUR OFFICIAL WORKSTATIONS IN DISARRAY. DON'T BE A CLOWN LIKE AGENT BROWN! 🖥️☕🍔🤡

WARNING: THIS WEEK'S EPISODE MAY BE A MASSIVE PSY-OP FALSE FLAG OPERATION TO CONVICE YOU YOUR CURRENT PODCAST HABITS NO LONGER EXIST. IT IS TITLED ‘PROJECT BLUE BEAM’. 👤 🛸🔦�

NOTICE: IT DID NOT TAKE $10K AFTER ALL, STEVEN SPIELBERG JUST NEEDED TO MAKE A WHOLE ASS MOVIE. 👽 🙏 🍿 🤯

This weekend on @chilluminatipod.fm we are breaking down to it's very ORIGIN the supposed secret government psyop, PROJECT BLUE BEAM

The next @chilluminatipod.fm series is well under way

REMINDER: BRANDING IS EVERYTHING, EVEN IN THE WORLD OF REJECTED NUMBERS-BASED SEX PESTS. 📏 📐 👮

I was overcome with the need to draw an interpretation of the boston baked bean boy from @chilluminatipod.fm , i don't know why but here he is

REMINDER: ALL AGENTS MUST!!! PURCHASE THEIR MANTID TEE AND STICKERS FROM THE COMPANY STORE FEAT. ART BY @melectro.bsky.social AND @mudsley.bsky.social. PREVENT AN EASILY AVOIDABLE WRITE-UP AT theyetee.com/chilluminati !! BUY MERCH NOW!!! 🪲👕🐴💸

Revving up the brain engines for more @chilluminatipod.fm (that no one asked for)

SECURITY MEMO: It appears another episode of our funny irreverent show has been leaked to the public. It is titled 'The Disclosure Day Review'. Prepare for an increase of activity and under no circumstance let any “filmmakers” onto the premises - not after what happened last time. 🛸🔎👽

NOTICE: THIS IS THE DUMBEST JOKE WE’VE EVER HAD TO MAKE. 📹 🙇 🎸

INTERNAL MEMO: ALSO, ACCORDING TO OUR RECORDS ALL THE POSTERS IN OUR SHOP ARE CURRENTLY 70% OFF??? DOES ANYONE KNOW ANYTHING ABOUT THIS??? THAT SEEMS LIKE TOO BIG OF A DISCOUNT??? 👁️🏷️💸 theyetee.com/chilluminati

WARNING: THESE STICKER DESIGNS BY SPECIAL AGENT @mudsley.bsky.social ARE TOO POTENT TO SHOW THE GENERAL PUBLIC. LOCATE THE HIDDEN DESIGNS FOR YOURSELF AT patreon.com/chilluminatipod AND BUY A SET TODAY. 🤫🕵❓ theyetee.com/chilluminati

It's TRUE CRIME TIME! As we cover the string of murders in Boston during the 1960's done by the Boston Strangler...but was it really only ONE killer, or is there more to the story? www.youtube.com/watch?v=UAXo...

NOTICE: WE HAVE SOME SMALL CIRCUMSTANTIAL EVIDENCE THAT STEVEN SPIELBERG (OR AT LEAST JESSE) LOVES LINKIN PARK. WE ARE LITERALLY ABOUT TO BREAK. 👽🔎🤺🦋

NOTICE: AGENTS HAVE REPORTED FEELINGS OF EXTREME HORNINESS AFTER STARING AT OUR NEW MANTID SHIRT FROM @melectro.bsky.social FOR TOO LONG. EXTRA COMMENDATIONS ARE AVAILABLE FOR ANYONE WILLING TO BUY ONE AND REPORT BACK THEIR FINDINGS. 🫦🪲💦 theyetee.com/chilluminati

Spent the past 3 days working on the next Chilluminati script and we're going back to some True Crime! It's absolutely infuriating reading about how the cops truly and uniquely fucked this one up from the start.

The truth is out there... and the @chilluminatipod.fm merch is in here! We've got a mysteriously drop of merch from our paranormal pals at Chilluminati with a new tee and top secret pack of 5 mystery stickers! Available now for pre-order: theyetee.com/chilluminati

Another one of life's unsolved mysteries... oh wait, we did solve this one— turns out its a special sale for 70% off select posters from our official @chilluminatipod.fm collection! So, is it fact or fiction? Check out the full collection and decide for yourself: theyetee.com/chilluminati

The truth is out there... and the @chilluminatipod.fm merch is in here! We've got a mysteriously drop of merch from our paranormal pals at Chilluminati with a new tee and top secret pack of 5 mystery stickers! Available now for pre-order: theyetee.com/chilluminati

REMINDER: DID YOU KNOW THAT ALEX WAS AN ORDAINED MINISTER? NO? THAT’S BECAUSE HE IS NOT. ⛪🙅‍♂️🦧👍

NOTICE: THERE IS NOTHING FORBIDDING YOU FROM EATING A WITCHCAKE, BUT WE ENCOURAGE YOU TO WATCH THIS SHORT INFORMATIVE CLIP BEFORE SAMPLING ONE, EVEN JUST FOR RESEARCH PURPOSES. 🧙‍♀️ 🍰 🟡 🐶

WARNING: WITNESSES ARE SOMETIMES MORE REASONABLE THAN EVEN THEY THEMSELVES REALIZE. IT IS OKAY NOT TO LET THINGS BE BARRELS FOR A WHILE, BUT ONLY FOR FUN. 🐍🌊🌊

The making of BBBB for Boston Baked Bean Boy Bonth for @chilluminatipod.fm !! Boston is my home, my silly little space where I get to be weird, so this was a joy for me to create❤️ I hope you all enjoy it too!

I’M HUNTING IN DIXVILLE NOTCH IN THE 40’S AND I NEED CASH NOW 🏹🍆🏘️💰

SOMETIMES WE FORGET THE ONES WHO ARE WORKING FOR US THE HARDEST AND ITS FINALLY TIME TO GIVE THEM THEIR FLOWERS (LEGAL, THC-ONLY, NO CHEMICAL FLAVORINGS) 🩸🙇🫶🌿

THIS SEASON, THE CHILLUMINATI ARE CELEBRATING OUR FAVORITE CRYTID ALL MONTH LONG, IT'S BOSTON BAKED BEAN BONTH FEAT THE BOSTON BAKED BEAN BOY BY @melectro.bsky.social! (LEGAL NUGS ONLY) 🫘⚖️🍃 ⚾

NOTICE: HAVE ANY OF YOU AGENTS EVER NOTICED THAT THE EARTH IS…KIND OF A BADDIE? 🌎👄💅👀